Monday, May 4, 2009

PATRICK M. SAYS I DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Oh, but I think I do. This is hilarious!

15 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Miss California is such a hypocrite.

    She's acting all holier-than-thou and my shit don't stink, while she's fucking Michael Phelps without the benefits of a marriage license.

    I guess when it came to being true to Jesus or spreadin' her bird legs for Phelps ten inch fuck stick, the Bible went in the trash.

    Predictions? Prejean or Precum or whatever her name is, will be hired by FOX Noise as one of their bobbleheads.

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  3. Now give the poor young lady some benefit of the doubt Christopher. Perhaps after sampling Michael Phelps' 10 inch joystick, she became concerned that something that large might hurt those that prefer these things inserted in rectums.

    And wouldn't she have the last laugh if indeed, her shit didn't stink.

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  5. usmagazine.com:

    Michael Phelps Miss California rumors?

    Michael Phelps is denying rumors that he is romancing controversial Miss California contestant Carrie Prejean.

    "I'm not dating anybody," he told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the opening of the Omega flagship boutique in NYC. "I'm single. My private life stays private."

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  6. Actually you have to give Ms. California credit she will achieve more by not winning than she would have by winning.

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  7. Shaw: I stand corrected. YOu don't have a sense of humor where Obama is concerned. :)

    Christopher: Why such anger? Appreciate her as you would any other beauty contest girl: with the sound muted.

    Anon: Denying without saying he'd like to bone her means he's probably boning her.

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  8. Patrick M: I'm not angry at her because I couldn't care less about her.

    I just think she's a typical, religious hypocrite and I'm calling her on it.

    Like now we learn she has a history posing for pornography as a minor.

    But she's a good Christian! FOFLMAO!

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  9. Shaw and anyone else who cares here: the rightwingers are posting comments as me. I haven't been commenting as me. I've made some anonymous comments but haven't commented under my name in weeks. The nutjobs are commenting using my name. If anyone doesn't believe me, as Shaw to verify that the comments under my name are not done while I'm here visiting. She knows where I'm from. So, please take any comments in my name with a grain of salt. They are most likely not me. Although this is me. They are out to get me.

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  10. Christopher: Saw the pic in question.

    (another one for the spank bank)

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  11. Patrick: I'm "not boning" her either. Heh heh heh...

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  12. I thought Phelps only did bonging anymore.

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  13. In Phelps' case it isn't an either/or.

    It's likely both.

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  14. I've long suspected that some of these trolls are not really Christians at all but ...
    it's despicable, whether or not you're a christian or not John from John's blog. it's unpatriotic to be so despicable as to blog about our president as he does.
    But being a conservative, he has his own agenda for coming here and spreading his venom.

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  15. I'm with Tao on this one. Miss California is more famous now and will make more money now than if she had won the crown. Remember Vanessa Williams?

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