But does it have a big d***? Then Trump might endorse the comparison.
It’s got a big bulbous head and a tapering body and flabby skin. It almost looks like a glorified tadpole. It felt very gelatinous and soft when we picked it up.
Wow, an uncanny resemblance indeed.
But the biologist who gave that fish its name must have been having a really bad day.
Humanzees shouldn't be giving common names to critters not of their own kind. As a cephalopod who conscientiously objects to this practice, I intent to take this matter to the Pelagic Court of Appeal as an anti-defamation case.
A creature with a tiny brain and a big mouth.
ReplyDeleteBut does it have a big d***? Then Trump might endorse the comparison.
It’s got a big bulbous head and a tapering body and flabby skin. It almost looks like a glorified tadpole. It felt very gelatinous and soft when we picked it up.
Wow, an uncanny resemblance indeed.
But the biologist who gave that fish its name must have been having a really bad day.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've just found the perfect mascot for the Trump campaign.
ReplyDeleteIf only it had tiny hands...... :)
ReplyDeleteHumanzees shouldn't be giving common names to critters not of their own kind. As a cephalopod who conscientiously objects to this practice, I intent to take this matter to the Pelagic Court of Appeal as an anti-defamation case.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost all mouth. Sure it isn't a Trumpfish?
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