TRUMPUTIN EXPLAINED FOR YOU

Billboard in Colorado

"We don't know Russia." 

"We know Russia, but we never talked to them." 

"We talked to Russia, but we never asked them for dirt." 

"We did ask them for dirt, but they never gave it to us." 

"They gave it to us, but we didn't use it." 

"We used it, but didn't collude." 

"We colluded, but that's not a crime."

--h/t Water Tiger