Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston

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Friday, September 26, 2008

MC CAIN'S NEXT 10 HAIL MARY PASSES

Via Slate Ezine:

First Palin, Then Campaign Suspension, What's Next?

1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.

2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.

3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.

4. Learns to use computer.

5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.

6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.

7. Sex-change operation.

8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.

9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.

10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.

3 comments:

libhom said...

Switches from Depends to bargain brand to show his fiscal responsibility.

Anonymous said...

Very funny! I think McCain should try all of them at once! It couldn't get any worse...

shaw kenawe said...

The question is: Will Palin be off the ticket before the election?

McCain's choice of an incompetent mayor of a village and less than 2 year governor of a small (population) state was a Hail Mary pass.

I call it a Mortal Sin.