I read today about another one of those wonderful preachers who seem to have a handle on our real problems -- the kind of stuff we need to read more of. I'm talking about Brother Dean Samuel who showed up a a screening of a film about 1998 Miss World Pageant winner and rape survivor Linor Abargil last month, wearing a T-shirt saying "You Whore." It's her fault for being raped, he says, she should have stayed home.
He's right. That neighbor across the street who leaves his garage door open is just inviting me to steal his Ferrari and it's his own damned fault if I do. Don't you just love Christianity? Do what thou wilt is the law - for men of course. Hey, don't argue, God's a man, or two men and a bird, but don't ask. The answer gets kind of weird.
And then there's that moral and righteous Newt Gingrich who got all Puritan on us when Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down, cheating on his wife while Newt was doing the same thing? I'm glad I didn't get distracted by the Missing Plane and got to read how "Liberal Nazis" forced Condoleeza to cancel her commencement speech at Rutgers. He blamed an "elite Media" for this horror: "an elite media that would have been screaming if right-wing groups had done this to a Somali woman and an African-American woman." 'This' meaning calling her to task for helping to falsify information about Iraq, ignore information about al Qaeda and justify a war that killed hundreds of thousands, helped punish critics, destroyed a country that had nothing whatever to do with 9/11 and bankrupted our economy. Thanks Newt, you're a real
There's so much going on with those damned Liberal Nazis elsewhere we need to know about. Take the outrage perpetrated on a California school district superintendent, Mohammad Z. Islam who wanted 8th graders to research the Holocaust to see it if ever happened or the Jews actually made the whole thing up for money. Those Liberals didn't want us to know about this so we couldn't offer Mr. Islam our support for his freedom of speech!
If you only watched commercial, for-profit news (other than Fox) you'd probably never know that the people of Oklahoma have no blood on their hands for the grizzly execution that took 43 minutes to kill Clayton Lockett, bound to a table and zapped with a cattle prod so they could continue to pump agonizing chemicals into his groin. It's true - he didn't bleed. Damn bleeding heart liberals anyway -- too busy telling us we're not a Christian Nation to help hold the guy down.
And again, are the Liberals trying to keep you from hearing Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court tell us we need a new constitution to protect us from "gays and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg?" The same judge who bravely asserted that "Buddha didn't create us so the first amendment only applies to Christians?" Liberals don't want you to know the truth. Not like Fox News who aren't afraid to tell you that people who want to take prayer out of state supported schools are like Hitler.
No all this stuff that makes me proud to be an American and I had to find it on the web because the liberals don't want us to know!
Capt. Fogg of the Swash Zone
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The Baggers are paranoid. They marinate in their paranoia, then report it to their fellow paranoids, then they all nod their pinheads in agreement. These are the same folks who believe dinosaurs and Jesus hung out together, and that the Earth is 6,000 years old, and if you tell them that is bullshit they SCREAM! CHRISTIAN BASHING!!!!!
The best thing to do is read their idiocy for laughs, they're funnier than Bill Maher, who insults them with class.
In December 2008, the month before our newly elected president took the oath of office, Rush Limbaugh gave the GOP their script for killing off what little remained of American democracy – the means to nullify a landslide election. Destroy the newly elected president by saying “NO” to everything. Demonize him with ‘Deatherism’ and color him the illegitimate Manchurian candidate from Kenya. Assume he has accomplished nothing in life, has nothing to say, and nothing to contribute. Start with this predetermination: His thoughts, words, and deeds are devoid of merit. If you know these things in advance with a foreknowledge of future outcomes, then only two possibilities are true:
One: You have secret access to his mind, know all there is to know, and possess a crystal ball that foretells disaster - the destruction of a once great and powerful nation, the end of democracy and the free world, the nadir of civilization, and the coming of the End Time. You report your findings to the rightwing of your party.
OR …
Two. You just can’t get beyond the fact that president #44 is biracial. Some will demonstrate open contempt by sending emails of racist cartoons. Others will disguise their contempt under coded messages of snicker-n-wink: “He’s the President of Moochers and Takers,” mock the Makers and job creators with derision and scorn. You will be fixated day and night on ways to block his legislative agenda, or impeach him outright on any grounds you can invent. The Libtard-Socialist anti-Christ must be stopped, say all freedom-loving, God-fearing, patriotic whack-jobs of the realm.
Either way, you unleash the Eumenides of legislative gridlock and deadlock to make sure he fails (and thereby punish the 69 million voters who voted for him, plus the 60 million voters who didn’t). All libtards and their ilk must be taught a lesson and turned away from the Dark Side of the Farce, they insist with reckless abandon.
In due course, corporations morph into people; money becomes free speech; you slash funds for education; aid and abet joblessness by declaring open war on abortion; let the national infrastructure crumble; let polluters poison our air and water; and declare all Republican legislators as more expert on matters of science than the entire scientific community itself.
Escapees from the Insane Asylum of GOP Politics, the small-minded mediums and their messengers are still at large.
There certainly is no shortage of sheeples that's for sure.
boy and howdy....those damn liberals....
good write.
This comment at The Swash Zone by (O)CT(O)PUS on Capt. Fogg's post needs to be seen here as well:
"(O)CT(O)PUS1:12 PM, May 07, 2014
In December 2008, the month before our newly elected president took the oath of office, Rush Limbaugh gave the GOP their script for killing off what little remained of American democracy – the means to nullify a landslide election. Destroy the newly elected president by saying “NO” to everything. Demonize him with ‘Deatherism’ and color him the illegitimate Manchurian candidate from Kenya. Assume he has accomplished nothing in life, has nothing to say, and nothing to contribute. Start with this predetermination: His thoughts, words, and deeds are devoid of merit. If you know these things in advance with a foreknowledge of future outcomes, then only two possibilities are true:
One: You have secret access to his mind, know all there is to know, and possess a crystal ball that foretells disaster - the destruction of a once great and powerful nation, the end of democracy and the free world, the nadir of civilization, and the coming of the End Time. You report your findings to the rightwing of your party.
OR …
Two. You just can’t get beyond the fact that president #44 is biracial. Some will demonstrate open contempt by sending emails of racist cartoons. Others will disguise their contempt under coded messages of snicker-n-wink: “He’s the President of Moochers and Takers,” mock the Makers and job creators with derision and scorn. You will be fixated day and night on ways to block his legislative agenda, or impeach him outright on any grounds you can invent. The Libtard-Socialist anti-Christ must be stopped, say all freedom-loving, God-fearing, patriotic whack-jobs of the realm.
Either way, you unleash the Eumenides of legislative gridlock and deadlock to make sure he fails (and thereby punish the 69 million voters who voted for him, plus the 60 million voters who didn’t). All libtards and their ilk must be taught a lesson and turned away from the Dark Side of the Farce, they insist with reckless abandon.
In due course, corporations morph into people; money becomes free speech; you slash funds for education; aid and abet joblessness by declaring open war on abortion; let the national infrastructure crumble; let polluters poison our air and water; and declare all Republican legislators as more expert on matters of science than the entire scientific community itself.
Escapees from the Insane Asylum of GOP Politics, the small-minded mediums and their messengers are still at large."
Octo is spot on. must be the tentacles....his has the grip!
Does anyone actually listen to the extremist wingnuts? Like we pay attention to what Ted Nugent and Sarah "Half-Term" Palin says?
Absolute, 100% scorched Earth annihilation of the media by the moron Trey Gowdy. This is an ass-whip in the annals of Stupid. Should be repeated 100 times a day of how moronic the extremists have become - drill into everyone's head how derpy ALL extreme conservative baggers are.
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