"The only lies we have to fear are BP lies."
"I never gave BP hell. I just told the truth and they think it's hell."
"Beware of the Bush/Cheney-driven Energy Industrial Complex."
"Ask not what we can do for BP; ask what BP can do to clean up the mess they've made of the Gulf."
"BP: I am the only president you got."
"I won't let you have BP to kick around anymore."
After tripping over a tar ball, he pardoned BP.
"I swear a gigantic oil gusher tried to land in my boat and attack me!"
"'Drill, Baby, Drill!' isn't the solution to our problem, 'Drill, Baby, Drill!' IS our problem!"
After telling BP they were not one of America's 'thousand points of light,' he vomited all over Tony Hayward.
"BP, I feel your pain.".
"We're doin' everthing we can to address the strategery in the Gulf. Now watch this drive."