[TGOP witch hunters of the BENGHAZI! jungle] are the loudest land animals on Earth, capable of bellowing at volumes of 140 decibels, which is on the level of gunshots or firecrackers. Not surprisingly, male [TGOP] howlers frequently use this power to advertise their [political] fitness, catcalling [Hillary Rodham Clinton] with their ear-splitting roars. But in a beautiful twist of expectations, scientists have now found that the louder the [TGOPer] calls, the smaller the [TGOPers'] balls.
After 11 hours of questioning, Trey Gowdy admits the BENGHAZI! Committee learned nothing new!
Conservative Reviews Are In: Benghazi Hearing A Bust
The 11 hours of questions were "a waste of time," one pundit wrote.
Matt Lewis ✔ @mattklewis Unless something happens, it's starting to look like Hillary Clinton won't merely survive this hearing -- she will have come out on top. 3:18 PM - 22 Oct 2015 286 286 Retweets 310 310 favorites