Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!!!!!


Joan was quizzical;
Studied metaphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone."
Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times
"I must not be
So, o, o, o..
"But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
P. C. Thirty-one said,
"We've caught a dirty one.
"Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.
Whoa, oh, oh
Silver hammer,

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, Max.

You're awesome!

Anonymous said...

Maxwell? Wow! very kewl!

Happy birthday, d00d.

Libby Spencer said...

Happy Birthday Max.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Thank you Libby. You're great,

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Max !!!
Wishing you the best !
- Kevin

Anonymous said...

Hey Max!

Yo! Yor bithdey? Woo! WeeYa!

Nagaha!

Anonymous said...

Maxwell's Silver Birthday!!!!

Yah! Go! Obama rulz!

Anonymous said...

С днем рождения!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Max,

Happy birthday to you!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday MAX!!! You are beyond kewl, you are rancid handsome!
Love, Xenia-your sorta auntie and fellow aquarian (yes, we rool dood!)

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday to a great guy!

Anonymous said...

It's your day. Have a happy one!

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Anonymous said...

"Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!"

Have a multiple day!

Anonymous said...

MAXWELL!!!!!!!


wOAH! wEEEEjOOOZE!

yEAHHH! mAX! yOUR b-DAY, dAY!


yA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"What are you going to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Start doing it today, your birthday, Max!

Anonymous said...

Have a great day, Max.

And thank you for working for my election.

Dude.

Anonymous said...

Hear. Hear.

Jolly good. And all that.

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Bless you, my son.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Wow! Max. Didn't know you had so many illustrious friends.

Awesome.

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for Dukakis.

Heh.

Birthday?

Okay.

Anonymous said...

Amen!

Blessings on you and all our meatballs!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Max!

Anonymous said...

wow, thank you all! fictitious and otherwise friends!

-Maxwell

Patricia Keay said...

Happy Birthday Max, hope your day is the best,
with love,
your cousin Pattie in Massachusetts

The J Mopper said...

Happy Birthday Max!

Hope you are doing well,
Uncle John

dmarks said...

Happy Birthday Max!