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Friday, November 6, 2009

JON STEWART DOES GLENN BECK BETTER THAN GLENN BECK.




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TAO said...

I saw that segment last night and I have told everyone I know to go home today and watch it!

I was literally rolling across the floor laughing because this skit was a homerun and obviously the work of a genius...

libhom said...

Beck is such an easy target for ridicule.

noose4 said...

If ya don’t like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh then just don’t listen to him. Don’t that make sense to you, you freaken dumbass Libaturd!
This fucking nitwit blogger has been posting the same shit over and fucken over again once every 2 or 3 fays... I guess in this attempt to try to persuade people like me and those who check out this blog to take a finger wagging tone towards Rush. Quoting everything that Rush says that they don’t approve of. Hey dickhead, who care what you approve of don’t approve of.
I’ve got news for you my opinions of you leftist libturds are FAR harsher than anything Rush conveys on his show.
Call it mean if it suits you, but my complete and utter disdain for most liberals is as sincere as anyone you will find anywhere and I have very deep and heart felt reasons for my disdain. Posting this comment only adds jet fuel to the fire.
Let me tell you Rush is tame by comparison.
Fuck off you retard. I’ve listened to Rush for many years and while YOU may think he is a “blowhard” and “mean” I don’t give a shit, in fact the more morons like this want to try and play mind games with me the more I appreciate Rush and celebrate his staying power.”

noose4 said...

All of these Obama lovers who are still intrigued by the notion that a black dude is running the country doing their duty by helping to spread a leftist agenda by trying castigate those who advocate conservative thought.
IF YOU DON’T FUCKEN LIKE HIM DON’T FUCKEN LISTEN!
Do some of you asswipes not have any measure of common sense, I mean seriously.
There are still people who have yet to grasp that the shows like Chris Mathews and CNN are BULL-SHIT NEWS SHOW. I have had people say to me that they actually get some of their news info from John Stewart. I just want to call the nearest psyche ward and put these people in a straight jacket.
Keith Olbermann is a another retarded dolt, but I don’t want him forced off the air like you ass-holes want to do with Glenn Beck and Rush.. Chris Matthews is mentally ill, but people still watch him.
Katie Couric is another simplistic bitch and rarely demonstrate the ability to convey original thought, but many of these young liberals around me are drawn to her “star power” LOL!

David Gregory has completely fucked up Meet the Press, but if NBC wants to have a liberal hack tarnish a television institution oh well who the fuck cares!.

There is this ongoing trend of today young folks who have this warped sense of intellectual superiority. Folks who want to criticize in individuals choice of music, or TV shows or a movie, political commentator because mutherfuckers nowadays think they have this sense of intellectual entitlement.
What I watch is stupid, but what you watch is intelligent, what I listen to is bad, what you listen to is enlightening and insightful.
I have had some people tell me that they read the NY Times everyday as if that is somehow suppose prove that they are in touch with the world.
I frankly think that if the NY times is your only news and information source you have issues.
I have folks tell me that they listen to NPR everyday and I’m like so fucken what!

Young people (the very type of folks who love Obama) have become selfish, entitled, and arrogant as hell. I sometime listen some of these young people speak and I’m like “are you fucken serious” who raises these intellectually vacant narrow minded pricks many of them totally unable to grasp the weaknesses in their own lives but are quick to pass judgment on others.

I’m so sick of this shit I don’t know what to do; I would love to stick a gun barrel down the throat of the next person who wants to criticize MY CHOICES.

Hey Libshit , I know you are part of a network of idiot liberals who wants to see an end to all conservative thought. Rush is of course Obama’s biggest critic and having him removed from the airwaves would give liberals the ultimate orgasm.
Folks ask yourself, why would someone blog and post this nonsensical crap about Rush, when a blog clearly highlights that it’s a republican blog.
You would have to be an extremely self absorbed arrogant son of a bitch to think that somehow by enlightening me on shit I already know about and have heard before 1,000 times is going to change my opinion.
I’ve said this before I have NEVER visited another blog to post crap that highlights my point of view on an issue THAT IS WHAT A BLOG IS FOR.
Only liberals do this stupid shit.

rockync said...

I will chuckling about this one all evening. Too funny! Stewart is just such a kick ass satirist. I loved the blackboard... LOL!

Arthurstone said...

I was concerned when GWB left the White House after eight painful years leavened only by the sheer volume of raw material he provided comics and satirists.

Glenn Beck. Cornyn. Inhofe. Palin.

I needn't have worried.

And it's a pleasure to read the sophisticated stylings of noose4.

Well done noose4! A welcome addition to the conversation.

Shaw Kenawe said...
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noose4 said...

The Full Text of Pelosi's Healthcare Bill Is only 1,990 bloody pages, costs a meager $1 trillion, and turns all old people into Soylent Green upon passage! Sounds like another outstanding bill to pass from the anus of the Land of Misfit Representatives, who are completely unaware that everyone outside Beltway wants to lobotomize them. If little piggy flu is a "national emergency," you have to wonder if Chairman Zero has gone off his rocker. After all, piggy flu isn't even as deadly as the seasonal flu. You have a bigger chance of dying from over exposure to a Zero address to a joint session of Congress than you do from piggy flu. Good luck finding the vaccine, by the way. And the Zombiecrats want us all to believe government health care will be all cookies and cream.
We don't need the system "overhauled," for Christ sake. Do your homework. That's a code word straight from Obugger himself. Obugger is nothing more than a snake oil salesman selling you poison. Shame on you.
There are only about 12 million people who are uninsured. Look it up. Obama's figures are whacked...because he's a fucking liar, and Joe Wilson is awesome for saying it. (And screw the illegals...I'm not paying for them ... get them the fuck out of my country.)

I have never seen such an assault on the individual in my 42 years. We stand on a precipice. We move left while Cuba moves right. We are truly, truly fucked if this health care shit happens.
WHAT WE NEED IS: tort reform. Look up Texas. The economy is booming. Doctors are flocking. Lawyers are slinking away like naughty little cats caught humping gerbils. My solution? Kill all the lawyers. Then institute tort reform. Then open up insurance competition across state lines, so you can purchase (without your asshole employer) a package on your own from some dude in Kansas who can beat your New York-based insurer’s price by hundreds, if not thousands. You'll see prices drop so fast you'd think there was a fire sale.

Obuggercare is nothing more than government monopoly on your insurance. You tell me one thing where government's done a better job than the private sector. Good luck. You can't.

There's PLENTY we can do to help the uninsured, for about $28 billion...and it won't affect the taxes of anyone...or the current health care of anyone...or take $500 billion from Medicare over the next 10 years (yeah...who needs old people...fuck them....let's eat them instead...that's what the false Messiah says, along with his assholes in Congress and the Senate).
Make no mistake...this is about control. About making Democrats the controlling party forever.
And the fact that we're fighting back? That shit terrifies them. They'll lose most of their funding if they do tort reform. They'll lose their bullshit argument. They have no clue. They have no ideas. They have no chance.The facts are out there. If you want to find them. And realize what they mean.
Mark my words. If this health care shit passes, you WILL see the next revolution.
We've. Had. Quite. Enough.

Shaw Kenawe said...

noose4,


No one forces you to come here. There are plenty of rightwing blogs where you can rant and engage in fits of unearned rage.

Please stop coming here.

You have some serious anger problems.

Shaw Kenawe said...

I'm leaving noose4's irrational posts up so that everyone can see how crazy the extremists on the right have become.

Listen To Me said...

Attorney General Buddy Caldwell has served a search warrant at the ACORN office at 2609 Canal Street, according to Tammi Arender Herring, a spokeswoman with the office.Investigators in khaki pants and polo shirts loaded several dozen computers and other electronic items into an SUV. They are also carrying records out of the building on handcarts.

It is about time. This Acorn crap has been influencing elections around New Orleans for decades ie. Bill "Dollar" Jefferson and the ilk. Thank You for finally getting out of your cozy offices and investigating these morons.

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm Change is on the horizon my friends. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. Change is coming to America. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Dear "Listen to Me,"

Barack Hussein Obama is still the President of the United States of America.


ACORN? Yeah. Right.

Ever hear of Halliburton and Blackwater?

Where's your outrage on those outlaws?

Anonymous said...

The stupidest of the stupids like Glenn Beck.

It's obvious. Just read noose4's comments.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The stupidest of the stupids like Glenn Beck.

It's obvious. Just read noose4's comments.



Noose's comment is a farce, he is obvious a put on. , come on folks get real. He was a plant to make the right look bad.

libhom said...

Listen: Your rant on ACORN is as factually inaccurate as it is incoherent.

dmarks said...

Libhom said:

"Beck is such an easy target for ridicule."

One of those times I completely agree with Libhom.

Beck lost me early on whan I saw him ranting at great length and detail on the need to have a left-wing media figure murdered.

Nosebleed: Ever though of "if you don't like Jon Stewart, don't watch him?". Surely, your idea on Beck or Rush applies to him too?

Listen To Me said...

Shaw said..ACORN? Yeah. Right.

Ever hear of Halliburton and Blackwater?

Where's your outrage on those outlaws?


In my History book!


libhom said...

Listen: Your rant on ACORN is as factually inaccurate as it is incoherent.

inaccurate? Then this NEWS story must ALSO be inaccurate.


http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2009/11/attorney_general_serves_search.html


WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL THAT YOU HAVE TOD DEFEND ACORN, AND COMPARE IT TO
Halliburton and Blackwater?.. Can't you even believe you own eyes? Why is it so hard to see the light?

Is it because Glenn Beck saw it first?

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart is a genius.

Shaw Kenawe said...

"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL THAT YOU HAVE TOD DEFEND ACORN, AND COMPARE IT TO Halliburton and Blackwater?.. Can't you even believe you own eyes? Why is it so hard to see the light?"--Listen

You're right, Listen to Me. I should NEVER have compared ACORN with two organizations responsible for murder and rape and ripping off the American people in $$$.

What was I thinking?

Listen To Me said...

Shaw Kenawe said...

"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL THAT YOU HAVE TOD DEFEND ACORN, AND COMPARE IT TO Halliburton and Blackwater?.. Can't you even believe you own eyes? Why is it so hard to see the light?"--Listen

You're right, Listen to Me. I should NEVER have compared ACORN with two organizations responsible for murder and rape and ripping off the American people in $$$.



BULL-SHIT SHAW.

You can't seem to remember that the Bush days are over!!!!!

It's OBAMA'S fallacies NOW.
Get over it. Blaming Bush for Obama's Screw-ups ain't gonna fly.
How Much Longer Will You Be Blaming Bush?
Obama's approval is 47% but you are still Bush still being blamed for everything, what happens to his approval rating when people actually start holding him accountable? Hmmmmmmm! .Liberals always blame the other guy for everything!! They can't take responsibility for anything unless it involves free government GIVE outs!
Denial - It ain't just a river in Egypt. It seems to be epidemic in Democratic circles these days.

I guess that it's also Bush's fault that my butcher's wife's sister's niece's daughter had to have her gall bladder removed.

The Magic Negro Watch said...
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Shaw Kenawe said...
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Shaw Kenawe said...

LtM,

You and noose4 have contributed nothing but sloppy rants and mindless accusations.

Please go away.

PS. Glenn Beck is still an a**hole.

Listen To Me said...
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