General John Kelly: "He said that, in his opinion, Mr. Trump met the definition of a fascist, would govern like a dictator if allowed, and had no understanding of the Constitution or the concept of rule of law."
Very funny stuff! By the way, I wonder if Orly Taitz took Lawrence O'Donnell's advice after he booted her off his show and got in touch with fellow birther Trump.
"And Islamic Customs requires[sic] that all Muslims including Slime-Buckets be buried within 24 hours. So we fed his miserable Carcass to the fishes. Once again "bowing down" to please the Muslim community."
[Because it would have been better foreign policy to desecrate a religious imperative and guarantee that the 1 billion+ Muslims all over the world would have new reasons to detest us?]
To be perfectly honest, as an inhabitant of Neptune and a solid citizen of the realm, you have no idea how much I resent those humans dumping trash in my backyard. Osama FIN Laden, indeed. Why not embalm the bastard and stuff him in a Tanqueray bottle; then call him Osama GIN Laden. As for that Tonsil Dump character, why not call him Osama TWIN Laden.
Did I forget anyone? Oh, yes! Rick (who belongs in a) Sanitarium should be renamed Osama SPIN Laden.
Shaw: Perhaps the only good argument against the proper burial would be that Bin Laden was not a Muslim at all. All Muslims I know see his ideology as a perversion of Islam, and non-Islamic.
Did David Koresh, the child rapist who slaughtered 80 people at Waco and declared himself to be a new Messiah, deserve a Christian burial?
"...guarantee that the 1 billion+ Muslims all over the world would have new reasons to detest us?"
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Too funny, Shaw. I bet it is close to the truth, too.
All we have to do is look at Trump's face in the video of the WH Correspondents' Dinner to know that it is VERY close to the truth, JC!
What a hoot!
Very funny stuff! By the way, I wonder if Orly Taitz took Lawrence O'Donnell's advice after he booted her off his show and got in touch with fellow birther Trump.
Orly Taitz and Trump are now Afterbirthers.
"Orly Taitz and Trump are now Afterbirthers." --JC
Otherwise known as the "Placentas."
Seen somewhere in wingnuttia:
Yes, yes, yes, I know that it's the Muslim custom to bury the dead within 24 hours. But who really give[sic] a crap about the Muslim customs?
Did that Slime-Bucket care about the many costumes[sic] of the more than 3,000 innocent Americans that he MURDERED?"
[It is a known fact that Muslims mock non-Muslims for wearing costumes on non-Halloween occasions.]
"We all know the answer to that. So why the hell did we have to please them?
Obama sais[sic] that we have to handel[sic] his remains in accordance with Islamic Customs, and we all know that he know all about Islamic Customs!"
[I dunno. Should we have Haydned his remains?]
"And Islamic Customs requires[sic] that all Muslims including Slime-Buckets be buried within 24 hours. So we fed his miserable Carcass to the fishes. Once again "bowing down" to please the Muslim community."
[Because it would have been better foreign policy to desecrate a religious imperative and guarantee that the 1 billion+ Muslims all over the world would have new reasons to detest us?]
TSTBBIDSTBFGUHDO!
To be perfectly honest, as an inhabitant of Neptune and a solid citizen of the realm, you have no idea how much I resent those humans dumping trash in my backyard. Osama FIN Laden, indeed. Why not embalm the bastard and stuff him in a Tanqueray bottle; then call him Osama GIN Laden. As for that Tonsil Dump character, why not call him Osama TWIN Laden.
Did I forget anyone? Oh, yes! Rick (who belongs in a) Sanitarium should be renamed Osama SPIN Laden.
Shaw: Perhaps the only good argument against the proper burial would be that Bin Laden was not a Muslim at all. All Muslims I know see his ideology as a perversion of Islam, and non-Islamic.
Did David Koresh, the child rapist who slaughtered 80 people at Waco and declared himself to be a new Messiah, deserve a Christian burial?
"...guarantee that the 1 billion+ Muslims all over the world would have new reasons to detest us?"
Well, they have no sane reason to now.
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