Read the exchange:
STEVE MALZBERG: Even doing something against Iran, which probably fundamentally in his core, he doesn’t want to do because all he wants to do is have dinner with Ahmadinejad.
RICK SANTORUM: … Foreign policy is just something that is a distraction to him. Something that we will deal with later….What he believes he needs to do to win the election is some sort of October Surprise…there is no question that is one of the things that I’m sure he will look at.
MALZBERG: We’re talking about possibly attacking Iran. You wouldn’t be surprised?
SANTORUM: I don’t know…It would not surprise me that this president would do anything to let the country know that he’s on the watch and that he is a vital player in keeping us safe.
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- President Obama will find a cure for cancer to win re-election.
- President Obama will bring Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt back together to win re-election.
- President Obama will explain quantum mechanics to Sarah Palin [and she will "get it"] to win re-election.
- President Obama will successfully clone Abraham Lincoln and name him as his vice presidential running mate at the Demcoratic convention to win re-election.
- President Obama will run the 2 1/2 minute mile at the London Summer Olympics to win re-election.
- President Obama will find Amelia Earhart living in Buffalo, New York, to win re-election.
- President Obama will design a successful perpetual motion machine to win re-election.
- President Obama will walk on the Charles River from the MIT bridge to the Longfellow Bridge to win re-election.
- President Obama will beat Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain's record for scoring more than 100 points in an NBA game to win re-election.
- President Obama will install the world's largest bowl in Fenway Park and fill it with clam chowdah to win re-election.
- President Obama will successfully design a fusion reactor to provide free energy to the USA to win re-election.
- President Obama will write The Great American novel, a five-act grand opera, a string quintet, a piano sonata, and paint a mural on the Washington Monument, all in 6 days, and will rest on the 7th, to win re-election.
- President Obama will grow the world's largest pumpkin on the White House lawn and turn it into a space shuttle to the moon to win re-election.
- President Obama will convince the GOP to work with him to solve America's economic problems to win re-election.
17 comments:
Your funny list would be even funnier if so many people didn't actually believe in this nonsense. Republican propaganda is alive and well.
Love that last one,
President Obama will put aside his NPD and agree to work with the GOP to solve America's economic problems. He will further admit that his healthcare tax on the middle class is not a great idea while exempting unions and large corps.
New healthcare tax only affects the middle class and of course people who tan. This president is is against small business and the middle class and this tax proves it more than ever.
Everyone should pay their Fair Share and not just stick it to the middle class.
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