but I had an idea of how to settle the tempest in a teapot super dome controversy over changing the Washington Redskins' name.
My suggestion is that Dan Snyder add just one word to the team's name that will end the brouhaha once and for all, with no cultural group feeling disrespected or ridiculed.
Change the name of the football team to:
THE WASHINGTON REDSKIN POTATOES
(Dan Quayle, where are you?)
Perhaps someday we may then be able to look forward to a Redskin Potato Salad Supper Bowl?
Go Potatoes! Go!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled internet brawling.