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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

PRESIDENT EATS CHOCOLATE CAKE AND BOMBS




"Chocolate cake is the bomb." -- Scarlett Pomers




President Trump tells Maria Bartiromo he decided to bomb Syria while eating 'the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake'


President Trump spoke with Fox Business anchor Maria Bartiromo in a wide-ranging interview that aired Wednesday morning, touching on topics like Syria and health care. In the segment, he told Bartiromo the back-story to the missile strike launched last week at a Syrian airfield in retaliation for a chemical attack that killed dozens of Syrian civilians, for which the White House has blamed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. 


 Trump was hosting Chinese President Xi Jinping at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida while the mission was executed, and he told Bartiromo about the moment he informed Xi that he had sent 59 Tomahawk missiles hurtling toward Syria. 

"We had finished dinner. We're now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen," Trump says, noting "President Xi was enjoying it."




Who doesn't enjoy a nice piece of chocolate cake while bombing the sh*t out of a sovereign nation that didn't attack us? 

I know who:




President Chocolate Cake

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And what better way for a feckless blowhard to impress a visiting head of state?

5 comments:

Infidel753 said...

Nothing rounds off a good dessert like a few cruise missiles. After-dinner mints are positively passé by comparison.

Ducky's here said...

Well, the cake helps explain his gold photo. Wonder if he throws in a salad once in a while.


Initial word is that no trade announcements are going to be coming out of the meeting,
Lord Dampnut is apparently learning that yuuuge international deals are complicated.
He's come up empty with Mexico, also.

People are going to start to wonder what he's good for other than bombing up a few empty aircraft hangars in Syria.

BB-Idaho said...

If they have no brains, let them eat cake?

Ducky's here said...

He must have had an extra piece

He's really going to blimp up at this rate.

My guess is that ISIS finds new caves and there are more caves than bombs.
Passengers on the mother ship are beside themselves with joy.

G.G. said...


It's interesting to see how Republican approval for an attack in Syria jumped from 13% under Obama to 87% when Trump took office. Good old Republicans.