Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston

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Friday, August 11, 2023

"I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth." --W. Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act II, Scene 2

 


Florida under DeSantis is the laughing stock of America and the world.

Remember when a Florida teacher lost her job because she had her students see a photograph in a book of Michelangelo's David? -- a world heritage treasure was just too raunchy for Florida's delicate students, and because that teacher didn't warn the parents of the students who were about to see A PHOTO! not a real nekkid man, a PHOTO of a STONE SCULPTURE! that teacher lost her job.

It's beyond stupid and right up there with some sort of deranged 15th century prudish sensitivity about the human body.

Now the state of Florida is bowdlerizing* SHAKESPEARE! Yes, you read that correctly. The "Moms For Liberty" cranks are at it again, and they and DeSantis's education department have decided that Shakespeare is too sexy and raunchy for the delicate minds of Florida's students.

And there you have it. 


Shakespeare and Michelangelo:  BANNED AND BOWDLERIZED IN FLORIDA!


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bowd·ler·ize
verb
  1. remove material that is considered improper or offensive from (a text or account), especially with the result that the text becomes weaker or less effective.




Florida schools plan to use only excerpts from Shakespeare to avoid ‘raunchiness’ 

 Teachers in a Florida county are preparing to use only excerpts of works by William Shakespeare, rather than whole plays, as part of an attempt to conform to hardline rightwing legislation on teaching about sex.



Actually, if you think about it, this stupid censoring of Shakespeare in the classroom may entice the students to go through Shakespeare's play,  Romeo and Juliet, to find all the juicy naughty parts that the "Don't Say Gay" act wants Florida teachers to leave out when the play is presented in school.



"What fools these mortals be!"--W. Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act III, Scene 2.

11 comments:

skudrunner said...

Ms. Shaw, Maybe they should show debbie does dallas in the elementary school lunch room. After all it is a classic and children of all ages should be exposed to classics. I think it is great that we are exposing children of all ages to everything and giving the opportunity to have gender altering surgery at 5. Lets put all decisions regarding our children in the hands of the politicians because they have shown themselves to be far better at determining what is right than parents. Look at how well they manage the border when even the great state of Mass is declaring an emergency after NYC. Have you made one of your guest rooms illegal accessible.

At least we have a president who can establish two more natural wonders of the world. Can't visit the crisis he created by visiting the border because that must be to mundane. His mentor visited all 57 states and now saint joey b found we have 9 wonders of the world, very impressive.

Dave Dubya said...

Puck was always my favorite Shakespeare character.

I dropped this tidbit at Bonderenka's blog:

https://ed-bonderenka.blogspot.com/2023/08/hiroshima-then-and-now.html?sc=1691767443231#c6214421960523304086

Fellow patriots, take heed.

After airing an interview in which Donald Trump denied he lost the 2020 election, Newsmax's Eric Bolling reads a statement from the network:

"Now just a note. Newsmax has accepted the election results as legal and final"

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/newsmax-clarifies-stance-2020-election-163951220.html

Don't take Trump's Big Lie to the grave. It will only foment hate and corrupt your soul.


I'm amazed that I haven't been purged yet. Am I sick for having such fun with them?

Shaw Kenawe said...

Skid,

Florida, America’s laughingstock for its inane “war on woke,” shamed itself for not allowing children to freely see Michelangelo’s David and now finds Shakespeare pornographic.

Your silly comment on Debbie Does Dallas is absurd. Florida’s Dept. of Ed. Is sniffing around looking for ways to find filth where it doesn’t exist except in their ignorant minds. Shakespeare? Have you read any of his work? Jeebus!

No 5 year old gets gender surgery. Why are you using these outrageous false examples for your argument?
I suppose you don’t have a valid point,so you have to use hyperbole.



Les Carpenter said...

He's using them Shaw because there is no truly rational logical argument to be found. So, skud, like so many others, simply make stuff up out of thin air or whole cloth.

Shaw Kenawe said...

“Skud”. Not Skid. Damn autocorrect.

Grey One talks sass said...

Shaw, skud's comment highlights how MAGA thinks. I know, skud has repeatedly stated they don't ascribe to the MAGA ideology and yet every word they write betrays the claim.

It confuses me when folks like skud think that the mere presence of LGBTQA+ humans is a sexual issue instead of humans being human. I mean, when I see a heterosexual couple I don't immediately jump to their bedroom. Ick. What kind of humans do that? (I know - MAGA, all the time).


One thought - none of our current fascists in charge remember the Banned In Boston effect which led to more people hearing the banned items instead of less. May they reap the unintended consequences of their attempt to control all the things.

Grey One talks sass said...

skud, you said "I think it is great that we are exposing children of all ages to everything and giving the opportunity to have gender altering surgery at 5. Lets put all decisions regarding our children in the hands of the politicians because they have shown themselves to be far better at determining what is right than parents."

You lie like a rug. And while you claim you don't watch any of the Right Wing media outlets you sure do sound exactly, word for word, like Hank Kunneman, Jim Garlow, and a host of fellow Christian nationalists who weaponize children for their own gain (looking at you Prager U).

You say parents should have the last say with their kids and yet say nothing of the multitudes of children expelled from their homes before the age of majority for the crime of being LGBTQA+. You say parents should have the last say with their kids and yet say nothing when parents who are supporting of their Transgender children are accused of child abuse.

And for the record, no one is performing sex reassignment surgeries on five year old kids, not as you state. If such surgeries are happening there are circumstances of which are none of our business. You know nothing of which you speak skudrunner, nothing.

Craig said...

Lets put all decisions regarding our children in the hands of the politicians because they have shown themselves to be far better at determining what is right than parents.

Skud, DeSantis signed the bill passed by Republican Leg. banning gender affirming care for minors. It takes away the right of parents and medical professionals to treat a child with gender dysphoria (It's a real thing). It's politicians who legalized the right of one ignorant, stick up the ass parent to get a book removed from a school library over the objection of local school boards, educators and other parents. It's politicians who have determined women have no right to reproductive health care after 6 weeks.

So, Skud, WTF are you talking about? Are you that clueless?

Les Carpenter said...

skud believes he means well. In his mind he does. However, like all sentient beings he is controlled by his ego and conditioned societal beliefs. Including religious influences. He has reified those beliefs and influences and is now unwilling, or unable, to see light.

skudrunner said...

Grey, I don't know the two people you referenced so I have no comment on them. Children should be exposed to everything but it should be age appropriate and having a third grader gawk at a naked statue is just not appropriate, IMHO. Parents should be in control of their children's education and that applies to parents of "transgender" children. I am opposed to men competing as women in sports because women just can't compete with a biological man and it would be the end of women's sports.

Christens are the largest group of hypocrites in existence. They say they are christens then hate everyone who is not like them, kinda like progressives.

Craig, I apologize for my post about politicians being competent and your statement about desantis banning gender affirming care further proves that I should not use sarcasm on this site.

I did forget you are far left and therefor don't understand sarcasm so I apologize for my comment about sex reassignment of a five year old. Ms. Shaw Skid, Skud I have been called worse so no harm.

Craig said...

The only politicians taking away parents rights are Republicans and you seem fine with it. I get your attempt at sarcasm but what's point? Politicians screw everything up but you're down with what they're doing in Florida.