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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

THE LATEST SLOP FROM "TALENT ON LOAN FROM SWINE"...


The Prince of Putrescence spoke again today and made an observation that can only be explained by the probability that The Largeness of Lardness has participated in the very act he conjures up himself.




Warning that if British Prime Minister Gordon Brown keeps "slobbering" over President Obama, he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."


Eloquent, eh?

Hey, conservatives! He's aaaaallll yours!



This is not the first time Rush Limbaugh has suggested that a government official would contract, and die from, "anal poisoning."From last year:
Limbaugh was ranting against Sen. John McCain on his radio show during the presidential campaign when a caller asked whether he thought McCain would pick Sen. Lindsey Graham as his running mate. Limbaugh doubted it, though he admitted: "I may be wrong ... Lindsey Graham is certainly close enough to [McCain] to die of anal poisoning."

Is this where Limbaugh lives?

Someone named Angie Harmon explains it for us: "I think one of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don't point fingers and we have class..."



I continue to follow Limbaugh's pronouncements because, he is, afterall, the Head of the Republican Party, and we must know how the opposition thinks.

21 comments:

(O)CT(O)PUS said...

Shaw, I believe to day is Poisson d'Avril.

dmarks said...

"we don't point fingers and we have class..."


Not sure if little cloven hooves count as fingers.

Octo: Thanks. I wondered what had happened to Ms. Lavigne.

Thayer Nutz said...

Limbaugh is a bottomless pit of lies and smears. You'll never run out of material on that asswipe.

Timothy said...

"Warning that if British Prime Minister Gordon Brown keeps "slobbering" over President Obama, he'll "come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."


So?...I think that it does have a lot of merit/

Ken said...

There he is, folks, The President of the United States of America -- on bended knee -- supplicating himself to a Saudi king.

Ruth said...

Listening to that would shame anyone with a particle of class, which tells you all you need to know about the wingnuts.

Arthurstone said...

'Ken' raved:

'There he is, folks, The President of the United States of America -- on bended knee -- supplicating himself to a Saudi king.'

Oh woe is us.

A snapshot of the President doing *something* which causes the heads of 'conservatives' to explode. My guess is one of the muckety-mucks lost a cufflink. Or a ceremonial dagger.

Here's the link Ken. Can't you do anything right?

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/04/obama_bows_down_to_saudi_king.html

Linda in Seattle said...

Talk about clueless. Giving a DVD set to the Prime Minister and an I-pod to the Queen. Michelle putting her arm around the queen, and now Obama appearing to bow to a Saudi King. Congress should immediately pass a law that prohibits the Obamas from leaving the country. That way they can't embarrass the country again. But, the again, I'm sure with their egos, they feel that the rules don't apply to them.

Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

Is this the same king that Bush danced with after receiving his authentic Saudi sword? Now that was some video Ken. Bet you were proud of old George W. that buddy.

Shaw Kenawe said...

To Ken and Linda in Seattle--

Ken are you talking about the time President Bush held hands with the Saudi Prince? Or when Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia said he felt like he was a part of the Bush family?

Or this gross breach of presidential conduct:

Prince Bandar has endured controversy over allegations in the book Plan of Attack by Bob Woodward that President George W. Bush informed him of the decision to invade Iraq ahead of Secretary of State Colin Powell. Also, the book alleged a deal had been worked out to reduce oil prices just ahead of the November 2004 election. Bandar publicly endorsed President Bush.

Linda, I don't know what you're smoking but I'm guessing it's illegal where you come from.

Apparently you've forgotten the classic "Bush Giving the German Prime Minister, Angela Merken, a Noogie" in front of the entire world, or the time Bush was caught on camera talking to Tony Blair with a mouth full of potatoes, telling him "...we've gotta fix that shit...," or when Bush made that clownish face when he couldn't find his way out of a room in China?

You mean THOSE embarrassing humiliations our country suffered under Bush? And those embarrassing humiliations we had to withstand every time he visited Europe and people marched by the tens of thousands to show their utter contempt and hatred of what he stood for? You mean that?

As for your misreporting of Mrs. Obama and the Queen, I read the British papers this morning, and nowhere does it say Mrs. Obama broke any protocol. In fact Queen Elizabeth was caught on camera putting HER arm around Mrs. Obama.

The Queen gave Mr. and Mrs. Obama a framed photo of HERSELF. Imagine how your head would have exploded had the Obamas done that!

You have absolutely no experience or knowledge of what is an appropriate gift for heads of states to present to each other. Until you're an exprert, I'd suggest you keep your imaginings to yourself. You're less apt to make yourself look clueless.

BTW- bowing is the same as a handshake in most countries. Japan for example...it's a sign of mutual respect. In other countries they kiss each others' cheeks accompanied by an embrace.... as the saying goes.... "when in Rome." It's called manners.... when the Saudis come to America, they greet the president as people do in America--with a handshake. When Obama is in Saudi Arabia, he is to greet the prince as others do--with a bow. He also gave a bow to the Queen--but you didn't mention that.

Now go back and listen to more misinformation from your overlord, Limbaugh.

Shaw Kenawe said...

PS. I look at that photo, and it looks to me like someone dropped something, since the man on Mr. Obama's right is looking down. The way Mr. Obama's head is bent does not look like any sort of a bow I've ever seen him make.

Just look at his greeting to the Queen: he slightly tilts his head toward her in a gesture of respect and courtesy.

Why I'm even countering the hogslop that the wingnuts come here and leave, I don't know.

The poor misguided melonheads, they really don't know the meaning of looking for evidence before shooting their mouths off.

Kilmeny said...

Obama kind of reminds me of Monica Lewinsky in that picture!

Lynne said...

Shaw, to answer the last part, you are exactly right, they don't look for evidence and they don't want to because evidence is not on their side. They speak merely through their utter hatred of him.

Anonymous said...

Shaw said..."bowing is the same as a handshake in most countries. Japan for example...it's a sign of mutual respect."



I can't agree with you Shaw, I don't think that any American should bow to no man. I'ts a sign of A** kissing to me..

Anonymous said...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FqXD7nfEOzk/R-CNO-klpfI/AAAAAAAABF8/TX2ayYmGYeA/s1600-h/BushBows.jpg

Anonymous said...

copy and paste it but then add two more AA's at the end. That should work.

Undaunted said...

The Gray headed Brother is right Shaw.. You bow to someone you consider a "superior".
An American president should NOT bow to anyone..
In the far east it's a little different, more like our handshake, but it's still symbolic of mutual respect for each other

Shaw Kenawe said...

I'm thinking if we bowed to each other instead of shaking hands, we'd suffer from fewer colds.

Anonymous said...

Of course they're all talking about the bow but nobody is talking about this:
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/04/source-obama-pl.html

Yimothy said...

Gee,Obama why don't next time just shine the freaken guys shoes next time.

dmarks said...

grey: "I can't agree with you Shaw, I don't think that any American should bow to no man. I'ts a sign of A** kissing to me.."

This is not WWE, you know.