Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston

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General John Kelly: "He said that, in his opinion, Mr. Trump met the definition of a fascist, would govern like a dictator if allowed, and had no understanding of the Constitution or the concept of rule of law."

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

(O)CT(O)PUS IN THE NEWS

This video of an octopus commandeering a coconut appeared tonight on all major news networks, including ABC, BBC, CNN, MSNBC, and WTFNN. What's the big deal? Shall I consider this an affront? An insult to my intelligence? Have you never seen an octopus commandeer a coconut before?



How ridiculous! But not as ridiculous as this:



Q: Why did the octopus cross the road?
A: To enslave humanity and save it from itself!

Cross-posted from The Swash Zone.

17 comments:

Pamela Zydel said...

Octo: I'd consider it a compliment. Humans can't do THAT without airtanks and a bunch of gear! You did it without any help...all by yourself! Kudos to YOU!

Shaw Kenawe said...

Tell me, oh (O)CT(O)PUS, I begs,
Is those things arms or is they legs?
I marvel at thee (O)CT(O)PUS;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.--Ogden Nash

And the late, great American poet, James Merrill, honors (O)CT(O)PUS as well.

Shaw Kenawe said...

And here's one by another American poet, Bill Knott, who once, in a poetry workshop with other writers, critiqued and helped me improve a poem I wrote, and that was eventually published.

rockync said...

{{{SHAW!}}} I'm so happy to see you back. Hope you are enjoying a speedy recovery - you have been missed.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Thank you everyone for your kind words and encouragement.

I'm feeling stronger every day. Not quite up to posting yet; but maybe by next week.

The Zoners (especially the 8-armed coconut absconder) have done such a great job, I don't know how I'll measure up to their standards when I do return!

And thanks to all the regulars who've continued to come here.

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