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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

GLENN BECK FOR PREZNIT?

WARNING:  Do not let small children see this video.  It will scar their tender psyches for life, and they will never want to look at our American flag evah, evah, again!

The Beckerhead has his very own Tammy Faye look-alike to shill for him and to convince us all that he should run for president.  Why is he qualified?  Because he dosn't want to be president--just like George Washington didn't want to be president!  So Glenn Beck is just like Geroge Washington, therefore that makes him qualified to be president!






But we really want the Twitter from Wasilla to get the GOP nomination and choose the brilliant Glenn, as her running mate.  Mamma Grizzley is way more qualified than Beckerhead to run this country, since she has the answer to all our nation's problems and is happy to meet, unscripted with any journalist or interviewer who will ask her probing, complex questions on foreign and domestic issues.

Except she won't because she can't.  And why should she when her adoring fans think she's the bestest tweeter in America, and really, that's what we need in a preznit.  

A Mamma Grizzley Tweeter.  You go Sarah, and take Glenn with you. 


9 comments:

Kevin Robbins said...

Fortunately neither of them likely wants to take the pay cut to become prez. They're both raking it in from the rubes now.

Sue said...

LOL, Hilarious! I wonder just how many sane rightwingers we have left in the country? I want to see Palin as the nominee with either Beck or Bachmann at her side. We will definitely be the laughing stock around the globe. If you think the world laughed at our cowboy prez, wait til they see what comes up against Obama for the 2012 elections. How embarrassing!!

Unknown said...

"Do not let small children see this video. It will scar their tender psyches for life"

Well hell, at least you coulda warned me about the pic of Tammy Faye too.

Curiouser and curiouser!” Cried Bob (he was so much frightened, that for the moment he quite forgot how to speak good English).

Talk about curiouser and couriouser, the GOP seems to get that way with each passing day

Anonymous said...

what the hell happened to this country? In any other age, Palin and Beck would have been laughed into oblivion because of their embarrassing stupidity. And yet, in this era, a group of GOPers idolize their ignorance.

As much as the MSM promotes the idiot from Wasilla and Beck, there aren't enough Americans who would seriously consider a fraud like her to be president.

Leslie Parsley said...

exDLB - Let's hope. Maybe if I started acting dumb, I could make that kind of money. Nah - I'm not that good an actress.

TAO said...

Personally, I believe we all should demand that they run!

That's right, lets all get out the vote for Sarah Palin!

She will quit in a year and Glenn Beck would have to quit too because he would have to carry Palin's luggage to Wasilla...

Then once and for all we can put an end to this stupidity...

Of course the true believers would start claiming that they were truly liberals once their disasters became obvious...

The J Mopper said...

If Beck were preznit you can bet he'd use that "insightful" chalkboard to get his message across during the State of the Union addresses.

Shaw Kenawe said...

exDLB,

Yes. Palin said she didn't want to be a "lame duck" governor, so she quit to become just a lame twitter.

Sue,

I really believe this is a put on. No one can be as awful as that woman and be serious.

Boomer Bob,

"Curiouser and curiouser!" is perfectly good English. Lewis Carroll agrees.

Anonymous,

I feel your pain. It's hard to believe that the most technologically advanced country in the world would make dimwits like Palin and Beck media stars. And yet it happened.

tnlib,

No. I don't think you could sell your soul for fame and fortune.

TAO,

It is a situation ardently to be wished.

J. Mopper,

The extremists on the right have been obsessed with Mr. Obama and the teleprompter, but Glenn's stupidities on the chalkboard are kewl.

LOL!

They do amuse us.

BB-Idaho said...

He and his minions live in a world of their own ...