SARAH THE QUITTER WHINES ABOUT THE MEANIE MEDIA AND THEIR REFUSAL TO KISS HER ASS

Complaining and whining and bitching about how unfair the media that have reported her brain farts and every twisted, mangled sentence she throws together to make an English speaking American weep--braying about how unfair the media are as they incessantly write about this beauty contest runner-up who quit her job to spend more time with her money and has given the word grifter a bad name, Sarah Palin is pissymoaning again.  She says her family is off limits for the media until she drags Trig and Piper around with her for every cynical political photo-op and uses her unwed pregnant daughter as a political prop to show the country what a good mother she's been, giving the media every opportunity to photograph her family when it suits her political aims.


Yes, that Sarah Palin who has never sat down for a serious interview with a serious interviewer to give her views on domestic and foreign policies, the only vice presidential candidate in recent American history to have been too dumb to be able to do so. 


Yes, that Sarah Palin who maintains her fame through a facebook page and tweeting her "ideas" written for her by a staffer, and who had a ghost writter crank out a "book" in 4 months.  What a wonder woman.  Yes.  That Sarah Palin whose followers say "She's one of us!"  That Sarah Palin who makes millions of dollars a year now--just like Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, and all the rest of those Hollywood types who fly around in private jets with entourages following them to clean up after their messes.  Sarah is one of them now.  She is not a hockey mom, or a pitbull with lipstick.  She's an over paid celebrity--a grown up Brittany Spears without the charm or talent.


"Sarah Palin tells the Daily Caller that she's intentionally avoiding media outlets she says burned her as a vice presidential candidate in 2008.


No, Sarah.  Wrong again.  You burned yourself with your witless, confused answers to simple questions a fifth grader would have been able to answer.  But we've come to understand that certain members of your party--Breitbart comes to mind--blame other people for their flaws and their withering stupidity.

Said Palin: "With the shackles off, I relish my freedom to call it like I see it, while starving the media beast that was devouring the false reports about me, my staff and my loved ones."

Starving the media, Sarah?  As I noted, they print every brain fart you emit.  And frankly, my dear, it is getting noxious around here.  False reports about you and your loved ones?  Were these reports written while you were carrying your special needs child around like a rag doll prop so that the media could photograph you with him?  Or when you paraded your unwed pregnant daughter in front of America?  Which false report do you speak of?

She added: "The lamestream media is no longer a cornerstone of democracy in America. They need help. They need to regain their credibility and some respect. There are some pretty sick puppies in the industry today. They really need help."
 
Credibility?  You mean like telling America that the Health Care bill included death panels?  That you were against the bridge to nowhere, when in fact you were for it?  When you took an oath of office to carry out your duties as the elected Governor of Alaska, then arbitrarily left to enrich yourself?  Are you kidding us lady? 
 
In addition to being an overpaid millionair celeb, she's a crafty liar.  Not unusual for prominent people in American culture.  She's really, really good at her lying:
 
FROM ANDREW SULLIVAN'S "THE ODD LIES OF SARAH PALIN:"

Palin lied when she said the dismissal of her public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, had nothing to do with his refusal to fire state trooper Mike Wooten; in fact, the Branchflower Report concluded that she repeatedly abused her power when dealing with both men.
 
Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska has spent "millions of dollars" on litigation related to her ethics complaints; in fact, that figure is much, much lower, and she had initiated the most expensive inquiry.

She lied when she denied that the Alaska Independence Party supports secession and denied that her husband had been a member; in fact, even the McCain campaign noted that the party's very existence is based on secession and that Todd was a member for seven years.

Poor pitiful Sarah.  The media have been such meanies to her, so mean that they've published every contorted, idiotic piece of drivel that falls from those pitbull lipsticked lips and have made her a Fat Cat celeb, who demands to be treated as though she were an important American icon instead of the pathetic joke that she most assuredly is.