Even though Isaac forced the GOP to cancel its first day of the convention, all is not lost!
Tampa and its famous strip clubs eagerly await God's Own Party and all its conventioneers for days and nights of carousing and getting it on. Lap dances! Pole dances! The horizontal tango! Tampa's got something for every RED blooded Republican attendee. And if the GOP's past history of spending and partaaaaay-ing is any indication of how they'll behave, it looks like the strip clubs will have a blowout time!
Who knows, some may even carry on a fine Republican tradition and do some skinny dipping in Tampa Bay!
"Tampa’s strip cubs are dressing up, before undressing. There’s an excitement in the air like going to the polls on Election Day. But going to the poles has a different meaning here.
“You know, I’ve been in this business thirty years, and I’m telling you, I get goose bumps. I’ve got them right now, just thinking about this. To answer your question, I’ve never been so excited in all my life. I can’t wait for it,” Colazzo, said.
Colazzo even had these T-shirts made up that read The Doll House, RNC Headquarters. Certainly a must-have for any conventioneer.
So, why all this anticipation? Well, an adult industry trade organization says Republicans spend the money.
An informal survey by the association of club executives found that during their conventions in Minnesota and New York, Republicans spent $150-dollars per person at adult clubs.
The Democrats, on the other hand, spent only fifty dollars per person in Boston and Denver.
Here's a preview of coming attractions:
And don't forget this:
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