Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston

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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Mitt and Vlad, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G...





Mitt Romney has a very large man-crush on Vladimir Putin because Mittens sez Vlad is better at being preznit than Obummer.

Comrad Mitt!  Is that a kalashnikov in your magic underwear or are you just happy to see me?

Loser Romney, who, incidentally, lost the presidential race to Obama, told NBC that the Russian leader “outperformed” the president “time and time again on the world stage.”  Did we mention Willard lost miserably to Barack Hussein Obama?  Well, in case you didn't know.  He did.

Excellent Mittens! But you, of the off-shore bank accounts, "outperform" every great Pay-Tree-OT in praising the former head of the COMMUNIST KGB over our American President.

BTW, Vlad blows you some of his bestest поцелуи!

Mittens' Commie hero said this about those icky gaiii Olympic athletes coming to Sochi:




Gays Are Welcome at Olympics as Long as They ‘Leave Kids Alone’


In addition, Vlad announced that clergy members (sorry) of the Catholic Church are also welcome as long as they... well you can finish it, I can't.  I'm very busy watching my bananas ripen.











Oh dear.  If the Gee-Oh-Pee-ers aren't tongue-kissing ex-Commie KGBers (Hello Mittens!), their gazillionaire supporters are writing cri de coeurs to the Wall Street Journal, telling the world that the 99 percenters are being meany Nazis to them. 

Tom Perkins sez he and his fellow gazillionaires are suffering just like the Jews and the millions who died horrible deaths by the Hitlerites.  Poor Tom Perkins!  His life is turning into one big Kristallnacht!

23 comments:

Ducky's here said...

Is he getting ready for 2016 now that Christie is past his shelf life?

Maybe a Romney/Scott Brown ticket. That would get the Tea Baggers excited.

Clearwater, Florida said...

Mitt likes Putin's hatred of the gays, and thinks Putin has outperformed Obama on the world stage, eh?

Howard Brazee said...

If our wives would only control their libidos, we wouldn't need birth control.

At least that is Huckabee's position.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Our good Capt. Fogg posted this comment on The Swash Zone, where I cross-posted this subject:

Capt. Fogg
8:47 AM, January 26, 2014

If I'm not mistaken, praising Russia and China for the way they do things is a growing practice amongst the enemy of all things good and decent -- the Republicans. The amazing thing is their audience's ability to tolerate the dissonance and nod like bobblehead dolls.

I suggest we take God off the money and replace it with STUPID STUPID STUPID.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Ducky, I think secretly Mitt would love a "Mitt/Vlad" ticket, and the baggers would be in ecstasy!


Spam, sadly, yes. The hero of the 99 percenters has a "big thing" for the hero of the "Insult The Gays In Russia." It's a match made in Sochi!

Howard, this may be just MY experience, but husbands generally don't mind wives whose libidos are uncontrollable. I think Ole Huck is trying to confess something very sad to us all.

Capt. Fogg,

Yes, the Gee Oh Pee-ers love to call Mr. Obama a Commie but they really do love him because: PUTIN AND CHINA!

But we'll just keep this our little secret, okay?

(O)CT(O)PUS said...

Shaw,
Are you suggesting Putin has an "ethnic fetish?" (And I thought Putin prefered kissing little boys on their tummies.)

Shaw Kenawe said...

"(And I thought Putin prefered kissing little boys on their tummies.)"


Are you Putin me on?

Anonymous said...

So Willard has a boner for the KGB guy?


Who knew?

(Anne? Anne? Are you there?)

Shaw Kenawe said...

(O)CT(O),

What do you call the head of Russia who admits to smoking weed?


"Vlad the Inhaler."


Budda-bing!

okjimm said...

hmmmmm...I thought Romney only loved Corporations? Are Russians corporations,too?

What if Corporations were Gay?
Could they sponsor the Olympics?

Vlad the Inhaler...whoa

skudrunner said...

"Loser Romney, who, incidentally, lost the presidential race to Obama"

That about sums up Romney. He couldn't beat the guy who killed binladin and brought back the taliban.

Can't wait for the state of the lie on Tuesday. Wonder if the persecuted one, remember he is a disaster because of racism, will have anything new to say or if will just be the same as last year and the year before.

If he keeps swinging he will hit something before he goes away in three long years.

Shaw Kenawe said...

As usual, skud arrives with his half-baked quotes and misrepresentations.

Anyone who bothered to read what the president actually said knows he didn't say what you imply.

But like most of the unhappy and depressed cons, you prefer to make yourself out to be a victim.

"You are what you pretend to be; so be careful of what you pretend to be."

Good advice, skud.

PS. Romney is not just a loser, he's a disgrace to the United States of America for praising a Commie KGB thug and dissing our American president.

If a liberal politician had done that to a Gee Oh Pee president, you'd be biting your ankles over it and calling for the pol to be shot on the spot.

Double standard: It's what today's Gee Oh Pee is all about.

Les Carpenter said...

I'm betting skud you are hoping for another Bush to grow in the Oval Office.

For christ sake skud why the hell are you bent on helping make all consevatives and libertarians look foolish? Aren't there enouh Gohmert, Cruz, Huckabee, Hannity types out there already?

Just sayin...

okjimm said...

/will have anything new to say or if will just be the same./

....hmmmm sounds like Skud...nothing new...same old fox sound bytes

Paula said...

Goopers love the "strong man" types who prance around shirtless and show off their manly manliness.

Is Mitt trying to tell us something?

skudrunner said...

There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black President,”

Sorry Shaw but I did not make that up.
The GOP is a pretty sorry bunch and there is not one of them that is worth voting for but anyone is better than the lead from behind current administration.

(O)CT(O)PUS said...

Geeez Scud,
If you're going to take a dump, the least you could do is show some consideration and turn on the exhaust fan. Cough, gasp!

Shaw Kenawe said...

skud, your half-assed quotes on what President Obama said are wearying.

You know damn well that the president made a perfectly ordinary observation by noting that SOME people voted for him because of his race and SOME people did NOT vote for him because of his race.

An obvious statement of fact which trouble makers like you deliberately misquote so you can get on your naggy high horse and pretend the president said something outrageous about voters' and race.

You are a silly person if you think anyone with an ounce of sense believes your little attempt at outrage over something as unremarkable as this:

“There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black President,” Obama said. “Now, the flip side of it is there are some black folks and maybe some white folks who really like me and give me the benefit of the doubt precisely because I’m a black President.”

You came here and stamped your foot over HALF of a statement from hundreds of statements the president made in the interview in the New Yorker magazine article.

I call that being a malcontented trouble-maker, looking for any opportunity to smear and misrepresent Mr. Obama.



Shaw Kenawe said...

President Obama also stated this in that interview:

“I have strengths and I have weaknesses, like every President, like every person … I think I’m pretty good at keeping my moral compass while recognizing that I am a product of original sin. And every morning and every night I’m taking measure of my actions against the options and possibilities available to me,understanding that there are going to be mistakes that I make and my team makes and that America makes; understanding that there are going to be limits to the good we can do and the bad that we can prevent, and that there’s going to be tragedy out there and, by occupying this office, I am part of that tragedy occasionally, but that if I am doing my very best and basing my decisions on the core values and ideals that I was brought up with and that I think are pretty consistent with those of most Americans, that at the end of the day things will be better rather than worse …


I think we are born into this world and inherit all the grudges and rivalries and hatreds and sins of the past. But we also inherit the beauty and the joy and goodness of our forebears. And we’re on this planet a pretty short time, so that we cannot remake the world entirely during this little stretch that we have.”



Got a problem with that too, skud?

Les Carpenter said...

Skud is just a contrarian by nature methinks and when it comes to circumstances or people he dislikes he doesn't let facts get in the way.

(O)CT(O)PUS said...

RN,
The scud needs to change his diet and personal hygiene habits (no nun intended).

Shaw Kenawe said...

"The scud needs to change his diet and personal hygiene habits (no nun intended)."

(O)CT(O),

Are you in the habit of saying stuff like that.

(O)CT(O)PUS said...

"Are you in the habit of saying stuff like that."

Ohh nooz! I'm really a novice.