Fun With The Stupids

As noted on my side bar, five conservative bloggers are so obsessed with what I publish here at Progressive Eruptions that they've wasted their time by setting up parody blogs, using unimaginative, doltish parody names for my blog and blognym, in addition to stealing my name and my avatar. This is sad because of the lamentably underdeveloped creativity these hopelessly half-witted efforts have produced.  

Parody can be funny and incisive when done by sharp minds, and it can produce biting wit.  Sadly, none of these sites produce any of that.  Perhaps we can attribute that to the lack of, well, keen intelligence and a facility for language and grammar.  I know it's not politically correct to make fun of the intellectually challenged, but the blog post below from "Shaw Keewee" just screamed "Make Fun of Me, Puleeeeze!"

And so I did.

First, the blog entry by some wingnut who "cleverly" calls himself "Shaw Keewee --Progressive Twerking."


"Monday, February 24, 2014

A Lesson To The Simple Minded Repyblicans! *

And That Means All Of You)

Socialism and Communism are two completely things, that’s what people fail to understand! Some people ( especially Republicans) are really stupid. they obviously haven't even understood that socialism and communism are NOT at all the same, but they’d rather just sit there behind their computer’s and throw out all the nasty terms and words that their week little minds can muster up.

Under communism, all people are considered equal and are provided for equally, regardless of their contributions to the economy or to society. This is different from Under communism, all people are considered equal and are provided for equally, regardless of their contributions to the economy or to society. This is different from socialism The word alone seems to send shivers down the spine of the American people, but for no reason. It’s because these idiots fail to understand what it really means. They imagine America turning into China or the USSR. NOT TRUE! Well I hate to be the one to tell you, but Socialism has been alive and well in America and it has been here for a very long time, in fact since the days of the GOP’S Hero Ronnie Reagan.

The Teebaggers would love socialism if they knew that! War would not be possible without socialism. Your tax dollars are used to fight wars for your country. You pay a tax to help ensure that our grandparents and senior citizens of America have money to live off of when they are retired or too elderly to work. I love hearing rich people bitch about this one because the truth is that they do not pay a social security tax, like most payroll taxes. This little piece of socialism helps prevent our senior citizens from sinking into poverty and starving to death. We live in a mixed economy- get over it and get on with it already.

 On another note: Is the modern Republican Party really “the party of Lincoln,” and responsible for freeing the slaves? I don’t think so. But the GOP regularly, routinely, and with a straight face makes that claim.."

My answer:


A Lesson To The Simple Minded Repyblicans! * 

 Do you always show off your spelling aptitude in "pyblic?" 

 "And That Means All Of You) 

 Socialism and Communism are two completely things," 

 Really? I've heard Repyblicans say they were differently things!

 "that’s what people fail to understand! Some people ( especially Republicans) are really stupid. they obviously haven't even understood that socialism and communism are NOT at all the same, but they’d rather just sit there behind their computer’s and throw out all the nasty terms and words that their week little minds can muster up." 

We're making a citizen's arrest (to you that would be a "citizen arrest's") for illiterate use of an apostrophe. 

 "...their week little minds?" 

Are you talking about their Monday minds or their Saturday minds? Which day of the week little minds would that be? 

 " Under communism, all people are considered equal and are provided for equally, regardless of their contributions to the economy or to society. This is different from Under communism, all people are considered equal and are provided for equally, regardless of their contributions to the economy or to society." 

Would you mind repeating that? Oh, wait. You already did. Would you mind repeating that? Oh, wait. You already did. Would you mind...oh never mind. 

 "This is different from socialism The word alone seems to send shivers down the spine of the American people," 

The spine of the American people? One nation under one spine, with lumbago and plurals for all! 

"..but for no reason. It’s because these idiots fail to understand what it really means. They imagine America turning into China or the USSR. NOT TRUE! Well I hate to be the one to tell you, but Socialism has been alive and well in America and it has been here for a very long time, in fact since the days of the GOP’S Hero Ronnie Reagan. The Teebaggers would love socialism if they knew that!" 

Are you speaking about those "Teebaggers" wearing tee shirts with misspelled words and illiterate slogans--sorta like what's here in your post? Those "Teebaggers?" 

The old saying "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous," seems to apply here. But we'd change it a bit to "If you had a brain AND spell check, you'd be dangerous." 

Never you mind, Shaw Keewee parody guy, keep on writing your moronic and unimaginative little screeds. 

At least when you're doing that you're not hanging around grammar schools begging little girls to look at your special foam noodle.