Monday, September 5, 2011
Hello, God? It's us, the fringies in the GOP.
I was just wondering, after reading Rep. Michele Bachmann's explanation of her "joke" about God sending messages to people written in His inimical earthquake and hurricane hand, if she has any insight into what sort of message God is sending to the people in the area of Austin, Texas?
People like Bachmann, Gov. Rick Perry, and Pat Robertson, who claim to understand the mysterious ways in which their mysterious god works, are silent when tragedy strikes areas of this country where the people's political and religious beliefs most closely reflect their own.
We come to the conclusion then that when terrible natural disasters happen in mostly blue states, it's God's judgment on how the people are behaving; but when terrible natural disaster happen in mostly red states, it's, well, just a natural disaster with no punishment intended for God's own people--Goopers. See their god sends calamaties as a judgment on their behaviors only to liberals and non-whites, not His beloved Anti-Help Thy Neighbor conservatives.
Just thought I'd clear this up for everyone.
BTW, two of the above loonies want to be your president.