The Republican Wave!

It's everywhere!  Especially in Wisconsin:

"Madison – State Rep. Jim Steineke (R-Vandenbroek), with a rap sheet spanning two decades worth of offenses including operating while intoxicated, hit and run, trespassing, and resisting an officer, was elected Assistant Majority Leader by fellow GOP members of the Assembly. 

He replaces Rep. Dan Knodl, a state legislator with an equally disturbing public record that includes an open records violation, disorderly conduct, and selling liquor without a license."

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"Rep. Steineke’s long list of offenses, available in full on MeetTheMajority.com, includes: 

 June 2010: Sued by a small business printing company for $3,328.7 – a money claim over an unpaid debt; 

April 2003: Citation for OWI #1, Operate w/ BAC over .10. Blew a .18 into breathalyzer; 

July 1997: Citation for operating auto after revocation; 

September 1991: Charged with hit and run, driving after revocation; and 

April 1991: Resist/Obstruct Officer, Hindering (2 separate charges). Convicted on both charges, ordered to pay fines. 

Steineke continued his disregard for public decency in early 2011, telling theMilwaukee Journal Sentinel, “I don’t particularly care what people think,” in response to criticism for sponsoring a repeal of the mandatory auto insurance coverage law he had been cited for violating just months earlier."



But wait!  There's more! Here's another "wave" the T-GOP can brag on:




Hate Group Leader Gordon Klingenschmitt Elected to Colorado House

Klingenschmitt captured nearly 70 percent of the vote in the heavily Republican District located in El Paso County, on the eastern side of Colorado Springs. 

 But Klingenschmitt isn’t your usual conservative. He heads up the Pray in Jesus Name Project, which is listed by the Southern Poverty Law Center as an anti-LGBT hate group. 

Klingenschmitt himself is perhaps best-known for his attempts to exorcise demons out of various people (including President Obama), as well as his numerous false claims and bizarre statements about homosexuality. 

 They include: Alleging that he performed an exorcism on a lesbian soldier who was a rape victim who had come to him for counseling after the assault. 

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Claiming that LGBT people may sexually abuse their own children and “crave” to adopt the children of heterosexual people for “recruitment” into homosexuality.


70% of those nice Republicans in his district think Crazy Gordon will be an awesome state legislator.  He can, y'know, chase demons and stuff out of people's noggins! Good on you, people of Colorado Springs!  You voted for what rocks! (In your heads.)



Beware Blood Moons 

While conservative politicians have denounced the science behind climate change as a big lie, some are very interested in the “science” behind “blood moons,” with more Religious Right activists arguing that lunar eclipses are actually signs of God’s impending judgment against America for policies such as abortion rights and LGBT equality. 

Jody Hice, a Georgia Republican who just won a seat in the U.S. House, for example, told listeners on his talk radio show that the appearance of blood moons “have preceded world-changing, shaking-type events.” 

 “I certainly am aware of the fact that every time there have been blood moons like this, there have been major events that have followed,” he said.


A U.S. Representative believes his god is going to punish ALL Americans for not hating the LGBT community enough to take away their Constitutional rights, and for allowing women and girls to exercise their rights.  Beware the Blood Moon, and CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.  Everytime I've eaten one, a major event in the world has followed!



Oh dear! Wisconsin again!  (I expect our friend okjimm will have something to say about this.)


According to Wisconsin state senator and soon-to-be U.S. Rep. Glenn Grothman, your children will be subjected to GAII RECRUITMENT in their classrooms! 

"Grothman instead proposed that schools enact their own “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policies, lest growing support for gay rights in the U.S. lead to divine punishment." 



At least one Republican candidate knows the true identity of the Antichrist, and it’s Hillary Clinton. 

Ryan Zinke, the successful Montana GOP U.S. House candidate who helped launch the Super PAC Special Operations for America, told a Republican group that Clinton is Satan’s bride, and he knows this to be so because he speaks the truth: 

 “It’s time to stop the lies. Let’s talk about the truth,” Zinke said. 

“We need to focus on the real enemy,” he said, referring to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, whom he called the “anti-Christ.”  




Wait.  

I thought Barack Hussein Obama was the anti-Christ!  Are there more anti-Christs running around the U.S.of A. forcing people to gay marry each other (if they haven't already married their pet goats)? If President Obama is the anti-Christ, will Hillary Clinton be the anti-Christess?

It's all so confusing!  Good thing we have these brilliant new GOP state and federal legislators to caution us about things that are really important.  One never knows where to find a handy exorcist when a demon decides to take up housekeeping in one's skull. 


Now we do.  

The Republican Wave!