T-GOOPERS ACCUSE PAUL RYAN OF "TURNING MUSLIM" BECAUSE HE GREW A BEARD
|T-GOOPERS LABEL SPEAKER RYAN A MUSLIM BECAUSE: BEARD.|
"Paul Ryan’s 'Muslim beard' is only the beginning.The birthers who believe President Obama is a secret Muslim now have successors in bearders who think GOP House leader Paul Ryan is also a Muslim because of his newly sprouted facial hairs. This might be seen as a sign that the American right has finally crossed the border into looney-land. Yet this sort of paranoid conspiracy theory has a long history, ranging from those who argued that Abraham Lincoln was 'part Negro' to the theory that Franklin Delano Roosevelt was Jewish." --Jeet Heer
The T-Goopers have been yelping about President Obama being a Muslim because, well, that's who they are, and everyone except the Goopers knows that to be exceptionally stupid.
But T-Goopers can and do out-stupid themselves on even that slab of idiocy. How? Republican Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, has grown a beard, so, in their looney universe, that means he's turned MOOSLIM! I'm not making this up. That's their mentality
If you have a beard, you're definitely a Muslim (but Obummer never grew a beard!) Consistency is not in their lexicon, but lunacy runs deep in it.
It's the same mentality that keeps neo-fascist Donald Trump ahead of all the other TeaPublicans in the polls.
If you have a beard, you're definitely a Muslim!
|Oh Noes! Sarah! You too?!!!!!|