A creature with a tiny brain and a big mouth.But does it have a big d***? Then Trump might endorse the comparison.It’s got a big bulbous head and a tapering body and flabby skin. It almost looks like a glorified tadpole. It felt very gelatinous and soft when we picked it up.Wow, an uncanny resemblance indeed.But the biologist who gave that fish its name must have been having a really bad day.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've just found the perfect mascot for the Trump campaign.
If only it had tiny hands...... :)
Humanzees shouldn't be giving common names to critters not of their own kind. As a cephalopod who conscientiously objects to this practice, I intent to take this matter to the Pelagic Court of Appeal as an anti-defamation case.
It's almost all mouth. Sure it isn't a Trumpfish?
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