Get your tickets, friends and neighbors!
The Summer of Scandal Circus is coming to town, brought to you by the Rightwingling Brothers, Boehner, and Baleful .
Come one! Come all!
Watch the Republican-led House of Representatives tumble out of their clown-car, trip and fall all over their very indignant and outraged selves to investigate BENGHAZI! And then BENGHAZI! And after that---BENGHAZI!
Watch the Republican-led House of Representatives ride their enormous elephants into the BIG TOP to investigate, and investigate, and then investigate again.
"Republicans were leaping joyfully through the capital like overcaffeinated gazelles. There is not a committee chairman in the House of Representatives who isn’t planning hearings of outrage about something — except maybe the poor woman John Boehner appointed to run the committee in charge of housekeeping.
Heads must roll!
Senator James Inhofe announced that “people may be starting to use the i-word before too long,” having apparently missed all the prior calls for the president’s impeachment for everything from failure to balance the budget to gun control."
Senator Inhofe thrilled the crowd as he cracked his whip in the faces of ferocious kittehs!
"Senator Marco Rubio demanded “the I.R.S. commissioner’s resignation,” possibly unaware that the nation had not had an I.R.S. commissioner since last November."
BUT HEADS MUST ROLL! Shouts Senator Rubio to the crowd as he balances on the high wire! And the crowd moans Ooooooh! As he falls and hits the net!
Ooops!
Ladies and gentlemen under the Big Top watch as our brave and audacious GOP DEMANDS the head of Attorney General Eric Holder after he performed what they asked for!
"In the lead up to the 2012 elections, Republicans were upset that the Obama administration was getting such great press on national security issues, so they pretended to be upset about the national security implications of the leaks to the AP. In the spring of 2012, 31 Republicans called for AG Eric Holder to investigate the leaks after they accused the Obama administration of leaking stories about his toughness on terrorism to the press in order to win an election. The Hill reported on the Republicans’ letter:"
“The numerous national-security leaks reportedly originating out of the executive branch in recent months have been stunning,” they (Republicans) wrote to Holder. “If true, they reveal details of some of our nation’s most highly classified and sensitive military and intelligence matters, thereby risking our national security, as well as the lives of American citizens and our allies. If there were ever a case requiring an outside special counsel with bipartisan acceptance and widespread public trust, this is it,” they wrote.
"Republicans had really hoped the AP scandal would stick, especially with Benghazi Gate backfiring on them in numerous ways, not the least of which was the revelation on Tuesday that ABC had not actually read the emails the Republicans were using to indict the White House, and in fact the actual email said something quite different than was reported. It turned out that the email had been edited in the way it was reported so as to deliberately make Obama/Clinton look bad."
Who doesn't love a circus?!
The "lamestream" media (Sarah, you're so clevah!) will be sure to bring us all the latest in acrobatic wonders, high-wire feats, and daring-do that the House GOP will so eagerly and hilariously perform.
Don't miss it. Coming to your location via the intertoobz, the teevee, and all your pretty little tin-foil hats!
(And don't let that little bit of news about the deficit reduction get in the way of your little circus, GOPers, you wouldn't want the American people to, y'know, have anything good to say about President Obummer!)









