Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Wednesday is Trump Hump Day
via Democratic Underground:
Probable Trump veep picks:
The National Memo's Trump VP tip sheet:
Newt Gingrich Renamed by Trump: “Spanky”
# of Wives: 3. Can you believe it?
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: 85%
Relationship to White House: Has been waiting outside since the 1990s
Biggest Strength: That no-longer-relevant vibe that Trump supporters seem to love!
Biggest Weakness: He would be the “smart one.”
Chris Christie Renamed by Trump: “The Quiet One”
# of Wives: 1, but he’d leave her in a second for Bruce Springsteen.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: 28%
Relationship to White House: Kissed it goodbye forever after Bridgegate.
Biggest Strength: Loyalty and dead-in-the-eyes look of a very large dog.
Biggest Weakness: Ate all the M&Ms.
Mike Pence Renamed by Trump: “Gary Indiana”
# of Wives: 1, unlike those dang homosexuals.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: That’s between Pence and the Lord.
Relationship to White House: Recites Pledge of Allegiance in its direction whenever he has impure thoughts.
Biggest Strength: Fridge is full of cake confiscated from same-sex weddings.
Biggest Weakness: As a devout Christian, may not work well with the Devil.
Gen. Michael Flynn Renamed by Trump: “Army Man
# of Wives: Just his duty. Oh, and also Lori.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: Classified
Relationship to White House: Already spent years there failing to solve the Middle East.
Biggest Strength: Has the wartime expertise to set up a military dictatorship
Biggest Weakness: Pro-choice. For real.
Ben Carson Renamed by Trump: “Dr. Naptime”
# of Wives: 2 conjoined twins he keeps separating and sewing back together.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: 3%
Relationship to White House: Believes it’s filled with grain.
Biggest Strength: Every Great American Hero needs a nerdy sidekick.
Biggest Weakness: Working with Trump might spoil their friendship.
Sarah Palin Renamed by Trump: “The Midnight Rambler”
# of Wives: Does Alaska count?
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: All-natural pageant queen
Relationship to White House: Buried John McCain’s career on her way there.
Biggest Strength: Can defuse any political debate with a string of nonsensical folkisms.
Biggest Weakness: Even Trump’s afraid of her.
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Only an irrational and or blind partisan could Not see the Racism in President Obama's remarks. A speech Full of Slanted opinions and and, most importantly, a speech full of Bull-Shit.
While we can bemoan the facts of Trump and his VP, I still think he poses a great chance to win the Presidency...
If he goes with Newt, and I think he will, they will be an even bigger threat.
Remember, a GOP candidate will only need to flip two states if he keeps the secure states. Those two states are either Florida, Ohio or Pennsylvania...
Currently Trump is leading in two of those battleground states. And Newt will only make him stronger there. They speak the language of people left behind by this recovery...
And not a single one of them is anything more than warmed over garbage that the right has been spewing for decades. I can't wait to vote straight Democratic in November!!! It won't shut up the mutts on the right for long, but even a small break from their incessant whining and bitching about everything would be a welcome change.
"Telling it like it is. said...
Only an irrational and or blind partisan could Not see the Racism in President Obama's remarks. A speech Full of Slanted opinions and and, most importantly, a speech full of Bull-Shit."
Dear Telling...,
You do realize you and your fellow wingnuts are distinctly in the minority in that idiotic opinion. You are, of course, entitled to hold such a crazy fringe reaction to one of President Obama's best speeches, and we who live in real world are entitled to tell you to go to hell. And please take your stomach-turning hatred with you.
Thank you. And have a nice day.
You Forgot Pence.
Dear Telling, you're one of the flying sock puppets from the Stinke Shack right?
Dave:
"If he goes with Newt, and I think he will, they will be an even bigger threat."
Oh I hope he goes with Newt.
They'll then be the leaders of "The Six Wives Club."
Both Trump and Gingrich will have to woo those "family values" folks into accepting them as "one of them." Aren't those devout "Christians" always hollering about what a terrible Christian One-Wife-and-Faithful-Husband Obama is? Let's see how they twist themselves into hypocritical pretzels, explaining to each other what trustworthy men Trump and Gingrich are now, and they should all forget and forgive their past rotten behavior toward their several spouses. They do believe in redemption and all that fine Christian love -- but only for men and women with an "R" after their names. Just remember how they deal with Bill Clinton and his transgressions against women. No forgiveness or redemption for him!
And remember, at one point in the 2008 election cycle, John McCain and Sarah Palin were ahead of Obama/Biden, and many people were sure they'd win. And in 2012, that feeling was even stronger.
I'd ask the people who are "hurting" need to ask themselves what exactly did billionaire Trump ever do to help the little people and the same goes for Gingrich (a professional pol if there ever was one).
The real campaign gets going after the conventions. And don't forget that the Clintons know a thing or two on how to deal with their opponents.
Bluebull, we'll know soon enough who Trump's running mate is, and then the convention and the real campaign. No matter who Trump chooses, Trump will still be the head of the ticket and vying for the White House, and no one in their right mind would want that loud, nasty thin-skinned fraud representing our country.
Telling... it's obvious you did not like President Obama's speech...
President GW Bush had this memorable quote during his speech...
"Too often we judge other groups [and by implication, individuals] by their worst examples”
What do you think of those words? Was he right, accurate, or wrong? Is this something we should strive for?
Michael Flynn's biggest weakness for me is putting his name on a Michael Ledeen book.
I was going to say Newt might get to ride on Air Force One if picked, but I'm not as concerned about that as Dave Miller. Josh Marshall told me not to worry about those Q polls, so I won't.
Re: Justice Ginsburg, upsetting people by taking a stance against Donald Trump
People, including all those media enablers, are still in denial about the fact--fact, I say--that Trump is a disgrace to the human race, an outlier, a clear and present danger to this country, and to the world. The choice between Trump and Clinton does not reflect the usual sort of options. She has not only the right but the obligation to call Trump by name. If she stands out for doing so, it is not on her. It's on the rest of us. He has no business, none at all, on the national political stage.
Soooo Michael K., should we out you down as undecided on voting for DJT?
Oops. Guess I missed Pence.
I'm guessing that playing second fiddle to the Donald brings a strong chance of being the first VP either fired or sued by the CIC...
Personally BB Idaho, it is impossible for me to grasp why anyone would even consider accepting the nod (request) to be Trump's VP.
I think it's Pence if he wants it. A real trog but sane on the immediate surface.
Newt is more likely angling to be Trump's attack dog chief of staff.
Maybe the most critical point in the nation's history that I can remember.
I know just how you feel David. I had the same experience a few years ago when a bunch of red neck goobers showed up at my Congessman's Town Hall meeting to protest Obamacare! Damn morons, exercising their First Amendment Rights!!! Oops,parallel here I think...could it be that BLM is doing the same thing but without costumes?
Carol is a stupid troll who's probably an escapee from the Sh*t P*t.
That's the last time it gets published here.
BREAKING NEWS!
"Bill O’Reilly admits Fox viewers hate Obama for no reason: I don’t think it’s about rational thought.
Also:
Water's wet. And the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
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