who's been begging Norway (and anyone else who will listen to him) to give him the Nobel Peace Prize, just announced that he's changing the name of the Department of Defense to the WAR DEPARTMENT, so that, according to Trump, the name will better reflect the department's mission: WAR.
The Onion doesn't need a headline writer anymore; just read the announcements from the idiot King of America.
"The order would authorize Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, the Defense Department, and subordinate officials to use secondary titles such as 'Secretary of War,' 'Department of War,' and 'Deputy Secretary of War' in official correspondence, public communications, according to a White House fact sheet."
PS. For those of you who agonize over wasteful government spending, just think of all the money that will be spent on changing signs, stationery, and official documents -- all to satisfy the idiot King of America's fragile little ego.
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