Hmmmm. That explains a lot about the Old Testament...
So sayeth the lord god almighty.
“You humanoids think you were made in the image of Me, God Almighty. Sorry to disappoint, but you got it backwards. I made you in the image of chimpanzees from leftover parts. Curious how you refer to your Shamans as “Primates of the Holy See.” See, this proves my point. Language-enabled monkeys, that's what you are!”
If it walks like duck and quacks like a duck, it must be God?
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