I read today about another one of those wonderful preachers who seem to have a handle on our real problems -- the kind of stuff we need to read more of. I'm talking about Brother Dean Samuel who showed up a a screening of a film about 1998 Miss World Pageant winner and rape survivor Linor Abargil last month, wearing a T-shirt saying "You Whore." It's her fault for being raped, he says, she should have stayed home.
He's right. That neighbor across the street who leaves his garage door open is just inviting me to steal his Ferrari and it's his own damned fault if I do. Don't you just love Christianity? Do what thou wilt is the law - for men of course. Hey, don't argue, God's a man, or two men and a bird, but don't ask. The answer gets kind of weird.
And then there's that moral and righteous Newt Gingrich who got all Puritan on us when Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down, cheating on his wife while Newt was doing the same thing? I'm glad I didn't get distracted by the Missing Plane and got to read how "Liberal Nazis" forced Condoleeza to cancel her commencement speech at Rutgers. He blamed an "elite Media" for this horror: "an elite media that would have been screaming if right-wing groups had done this to a Somali woman and an African-American woman." 'This' meaning calling her to task for helping to falsify information about Iraq, ignore information about al Qaeda and justify a war that killed hundreds of thousands, helped punish critics, destroyed a country that had nothing whatever to do with 9/11 and bankrupted our economy. Thanks Newt, you're a real
There's so much going on with those damned Liberal Nazis elsewhere we need to know about. Take the outrage perpetrated on a California school district superintendent, Mohammad Z. Islam who wanted 8th graders to research the Holocaust to see it if ever happened or the Jews actually made the whole thing up for money. Those Liberals didn't want us to know about this so we couldn't offer Mr. Islam our support for his freedom of speech!
If you only watched commercial, for-profit news (other than Fox) you'd probably never know that the people of Oklahoma have no blood on their hands for the grizzly execution that took 43 minutes to kill Clayton Lockett, bound to a table and zapped with a cattle prod so they could continue to pump agonizing chemicals into his groin. It's true - he didn't bleed. Damn bleeding heart liberals anyway -- too busy telling us we're not a Christian Nation to help hold the guy down.
And again, are the Liberals trying to keep you from hearing Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court tell us we need a new constitution to protect us from "gays and Ruth Bader-Ginsberg?" The same judge who bravely asserted that "Buddha didn't create us so the first amendment only applies to Christians?" Liberals don't want you to know the truth. Not like Fox News who aren't afraid to tell you that people who want to take prayer out of state supported schools are like Hitler.
No all this stuff that makes me proud to be an American and I had to find it on the web because the liberals don't want us to know!
Capt. Fogg of the Swash Zone