Seen on a church bulletin:
"Warm" them! "Their will be...CONSEQUENCES..."
"No fornicators... no entrance into God's kingdom" -- that makes it sound like no one except the fornicators will get in. Nice to know. People who are fornicating are probably pretty warm already, though.
Infidel753LOL!*spewing coffee all over my keyboard!*
"Their" will be consequences...Well, except for the unwed Big Guy and His mistress Mary. But that's nothing. He's the only fornicator AND mass murderer in Heaven. Rank has privileges.
I'm surprised it doesn't mention Hebrews 13:4. But then if you ask for forgiveness, God forgives you. Everything is fixed. You're back in good graces. So right after you fornicate just remember to ask for forgiveness! I don't see a downside here.
Judaism, Islamn, and Christianity (in its modernity) are perhaps the most rigid, authoritarian, judgemental, gult driven, religious paths on the planet today. Far from being enlightening they use feat and guilt to control their flocks. It is all in their texts. Or holy books.This post is a funny expression of those truths.
But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Matthew 5:28He's got you, going and cumming.
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