Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston



Sunday, October 24, 2021


Seen on a church bulletin:

"Warm" them! "Their will be...CONSEQUENCES..."


Infidel753 said...

"No fornicators... no entrance into God's kingdom" -- that makes it sound like no one except the fornicators will get in. Nice to know. People who are fornicating are probably pretty warm already, though.

Shaw Kenawe said...



*spewing coffee all over my keyboard!*

Dave Dubya said...

"Their" will be consequences...

Well, except for the unwed Big Guy and His mistress Mary. But that's nothing. He's the only fornicator AND mass murderer in Heaven.

Rank has privileges.

Mike said...

I'm surprised it doesn't mention Hebrews 13:4.
But then if you ask for forgiveness, God forgives you. Everything is fixed. You're back in good graces. So right after you fornicate just remember to ask for forgiveness! I don't see a downside here.

Les Carpenter said...

Judaism, Islamn, and Christianity (in its modernity) are perhaps the most rigid, authoritarian, judgemental, gult driven, religious paths on the planet today. Far from being enlightening they use feat and guilt to control their flocks. It is all in their texts. Or holy books.

This post is a funny expression of those truths.

Craig said...

But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Matthew 5:28

He's got you, going and cumming.