Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston

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Saturday, February 3, 2018

SATURDAY NIGHT FUNNIES



Republican strategist, Rick Wilson:

The Nunes memo:  "A fart in a hurricane." 




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12 comments:

Uncle Goopy said...

Y GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS:

THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?

THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY." THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS,

"WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"

THE GUY SAY, "168"

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.



AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT WHAT

HE JUST ENCOUNTERED,

AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE DECIDES TO

GO BACK.



THE ROBOT ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR DRINK?"

THE GUY ANSWERS, "WHISKEY."

THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"

THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, "100."

THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, LSU AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.



THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS SO INTERESTED IN THIS

"EXPERIMENT" THAT HE DECIDES HE'LL TRY AGAIN.



HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO DRINK.

THE MAN REPLIES, "WHISKEY."

THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"

THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, "50."

THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS,

"SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL HAPPY THAT TRUMP WON?"

Les Carpenter said...

A rewrite and edited version of a post by Joe Cameltoe over at WYD.

Shaw Kenawe said...

RN, USA. I found this in Comment Moderation. A fairlyinnocuous joke. Who's Joe Cameltoes?

ANyway, it gave me a chuckle.

Les Carpenter said...

Joe Cameltoe is is one of WYD regular wingnutz.

Ducky's here said...

Joe Cameltoes is a Farmer John sock puppet.

You were reprimanded by the queen bee today, Shaw.
Evidently she visited for the first time in a coule years (yeah, right) and was shocked by the hate.

Patriots 27 - Eagles 20

Les Carpenter said...

Well Shaw, a most excellent summation of the rightwing element that supports trump and his unethical and immoral behavior. What has been so puzzling is how otherwise intelligent people can't see the "man" for what he really is. Perhaps it is because, as you've said many times, they are actually worse than trump himself.

It is clear the hard core 30% Trumpista are completely unreachable, they are the folks that would likely cheer trump if he were to shoot Mueller on 5th Avenue NYC and kill him. They are, in short, as reprehensible as trump.

The Queen is representative of the extreme right and all those who make up trump's base. trump and Trumpism is a clear and present danger to our Democratic Republic.

2018 and 2020 will be critical elections. If democrats fail to gain the house in 2018 and defeat trump in 2020 this nation will have lost its soul.

Once an active Republican I have lost all respect for the party and for the most part all those who represent it. Save but a few.

Shaw Kenawe said...


Ducky,

Isn't it amusing to read the far right blogs and news sites whining about the "hate" on liberal blogs? All one has to do is go to the archives of their blogs and read what they wrote about President Barack Obama to understand that their whining is just more of their colossal hypocrisy:

This is what was published on her blog about President Obama:

"Mal: Every time O opens his mouth, he makes himself less and less believable. He is the laughing stockof the world…………and so are we for having elected him! For the free world to have any chance of survival, we need to get rid of him NOW, and being as we “can’t” impeach him, then a hit man, whatever…..one life in exchange for the rest of the world would be a bargain. I know what that sounds like and can hardly believe I’m saying it..."

The right wing bloggers not only called for the assassination of President Obama, but they also call Muslims, ALL MUSLIMS, "Moslem vermin," and they were never shy about their hatred of Barack Obama and published that hatred on a regular basis.

If far right wing bloggers want to talk about "hate" on other people's blogs, I suggest they look to their own blogs before they start their hypocritical whining.

skudrunner said...

Why would anyone dismiss the idea of a deep state. It is the two branches of government not the two parties. Congress is concerned about keeping their multi million dollar jobs and their status as the worlds elite who don't have to act like commoners and they are above the colonist. Work a normal week, not them, live on your earnings, not them, have a 401k instead of a 100% pension, not them, Act only in their best interest and to hell with the American people, that's them.

Since the founding of the country politicians have operated above the law and that applies to all politicians. What they say you should do does not apply to them. joey kennedy condemned building a wall on the border but he has a wall around his estate. The democrats enacted Jim Crowe but of course they were not democrats and the republicans were so leaderless they let a orange hair lunatic be their candidate. Of course no one thought he would win but they underestimated the voters view of his vile opponent.

Is there a deep state, of course it is called congress.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Thanks for the heads-up. I found the WYD sock puppet comment denigrating my blog and me. It's transparently a fake. "Earnest?" Greene? LOL! Those knuckleheads work so hard at trashing my blog -- a blog they themselves say no one reads but which they read on a daily basis!

Earnest Greene says:
February 3, 2018 at 10:22 am
while thumbing thru the blogisphere today I found the most ugly, dispicable blog that I have ever seen befor. It is called Progressive Eruptions, written by the most disgusting women I have ever read in my 65 years on this earth.


Thank you, "Earnest." Did you google your name and come up with Wilde's play?

"The Importance of being Earnest?" LOL!

BTW, one doesn't "thumb" through the blogisphere[sic], one surfs it. "Earnest" is quite insincere!

dunkinville said...

Without a doubt, the Nunes memo was a dud and the Republicans in the Congress regret making fools of themselves.

Ducky's here said...

Fredo spills the beans

"Donald Trump Jr. Says The GOP Memo His Dad Declassified Is ‘A Little Bit Of Sweet Revenge’"

Thanks for clearing that up.
Too bad you had to settle for a bogus hack like Nunes.

"Trump Jr. complained about the “millions in legal fees” he had to pay in connection with the Russia probe, the time he’s had to waste, and “being smeared throughout the media for a year.”"

The nation weeps, Fredo but it ain't over.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Junior is an embarrassing doofus, isn't he. Apparently, it's a dominant gene in that family.