Thursday, August 6, 2015
Donnie and the Gooper Gangs' Excellent Debate Night.
Well, it's actually not a debate; it'll be a question and answer session, and Donnie's name leads all the rest, with the incredibly gorgeous, hot, leggy, blonde scholar, Megyn Kelly, asking the queshjuns! Step right up ladies and gentlemen, and let the comedy begin:
Some suggested questions for Megyn Kelly to ask the Gang of Goopers who will compete with each other this evening to show the American peeps who's the most brilliant candidate:
Count Dante @countdante67 Since big game hunts control overpopulation do you support shooting zoo animals?
Tim Bartlett @wbllostsoul In your opinion, will Beetlejuice appear if you say "Benghazi" three times really fast?
The ReBearded Wonder @DarthWeiner75 "Show of hands, how many of you on this stage believe Santa Claus is White?"
Shelby Kent-Stewart @ShelbyKentStewa "So when God told you to run for President, he spoke in English, right?"
Greg Woods @diygreg As President, how would you protect Texas from being invaded?
John @linnyitssn God created the Earth in a week. Obama needed 6 years to fix the Economy. How lazy is Obama?
Stevie @DeaconessBlues"You can get a gun easier than allergy medicines, how will you make it easier to get guns?" 9:41 PM - 3 Aug 2015
John @linnyitssn We all know that gay marriage causes Global Warming. What will you do to protect Israel from that?
Atheist Pirate @Atheist_Pirate If elected, what would you do to ensure that Jesus and Santa stay white?
My question to Dr. Ben Carson:
Since Donald Trump, the candidate the TPers love the most and want to win the nomination, claimed that no BLACK MAN will ever win the presidency because of the horrible, terrible, Marxist, Fascist, Kenyan failed Barack Obama presidency, why are you even here tonight? Donnie says you'll never win. Stop wasting everyone's time!
(And Donnie's correct: WHITE MEN who were bad presidents, ruined it for other white men to be preznit! Donnie's a genius! And you're not, Dr. Ben. Listen to him. He knows everything!
Another person who knows everything is the former half-term, half-wit governor of Alaska, Sarah "lipstick on a pitbull" Palin. She says the American people love Donnie because he appeals to "Joe Six Pack," and he's not an elite!
A multi-billionaire who travels around the world in his own jet is just like "Joe Six Pack" and not an elite! Who knew. It must be true; Sarah said it!)