Ivanka felt sad when she saw the photos of Assad's gassed children, so she told her daddy to drop some Tomahawk missiles on Syria.
|Foreign policy brought to the American people by Daddy's Little Girl|
|"Even Hitler didn't sink to using chemical weapons!"|
And the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House is on schedule to be another Trump FUBAR.
|Sean Spicer was an Easter Bunny for the Bush administration Annual White House Easter Egg Roll before becoming Trump's Press Secretary.|
Melania Antoinette, who's been living in her husband's Golden Tower in New York, has been rather busy and unable to do the proper planning for this traditional White House event for her adopted country.
|Would you like some Parmesan cheese to go with your diamond spaghetti, America?|