Paul Revere by Cyrus Dallin, North End, Boston



Wednesday, April 12, 2017

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." -- K. Vonnegut

Ivanka felt sad when she saw the photos of Assad's gassed children, so she told her daddy to drop some Tomahawk missiles on Syria.

Foreign policy brought to the American people by Daddy's Little Girl

Holocaust centers?

"Even Hitler didn't sink to using chemical weapons!"

And the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House is on schedule to be another Trump FUBAR. 

Sean Spicer was an Easter Bunny for the Bush administration Annual White House Easter Egg Roll before becoming Trump's Press Secretary.

Melania Antoinette, who's been living in her husband's Golden Tower in New York, has been rather busy and unable to do the proper planning for this traditional White House event for her adopted country.

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Would you like some Parmesan cheese to go with your diamond spaghetti, America?


Infidel753 said...

As a Press Secretary, Spicer has shown himself hardly qualified for the office of Easter Bunny.

Is Ivanka somehow unaware that (a) there has been a full-scale war going on in Syria for several years, and (b) Asad is one of the world's most brutal dictators, and always has been, even before the war began? Is Trump somehow unaware of those things? Somebody saw some photos and only just now realized that civilians are being killed? Or maybe sarin is somehow more wrong than other ways of killing people?

The Easter Egg Roll will be a disaster as Trump will get confused and think it's the kind of egg roll you get with Chinese food, the Freedom Caucus will demand that the eggs be taken away from the kids and sold to pay for tax cuts, and Spicer will point out that even Hitler enjoyed Easter egg hunts. Then Trump will retaliate by firing cruise missiles at Easter Island, and Fareed Zakaria will tell us it made him look Presidential.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Lawrence O'Donnell: "Sean Spicer is a profoundly stupid liar who works for a profoundly stupid liar!"

Trump promised only "the best" people would serve in his administration. He certainly hired the best idiots that only a first class idiot could recognize.

Idiot Nation.

Infidel753 said...

Trump's genius for PR strikes again.

Actually I guess Trump is more likely to mistake the Easter eggs for golf balls, with unfortunate results.

Best idiots? I can hardly imagine how much the rest of the world must be missing Obama now.

Shaw Kenawe said...

@Infidel753 -- re:link

The Trump WH asks Sesame Street characters to attend Easter Egg Roll after cutting funding for PBS?

This is the most tone deaf administration I've ever witnessed. Trump and his lackeys keep stepping on their, uh, neckties when it comes to sensitive situations. Spicer gets Hitler and the Holocaust wrong during Passover Week, and Trump told Fox business anchor that he ate the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake then decided to bomb "Iraq." The Fox talking head corrected him by saying "Syria." Trump said, "yeah." Then talked about the chocolate cake.

I was trying to remember the quote you had on your blog about "cake." Would it be appropriate in this instance? Wish I could remember it.

I tried to find it on Google, and came across this:

"Chocolate cake is the bomb." --Scarlett Pomers (don't know who she it). But the quote is appropriate.

Infidel753 said...

I was trying to remember the quote you had on your blog about "cake." Would it be appropriate in this instance? Wish I could remember it.

You may be thinking of "The cake is not a lie." That was an insider reference to an internet subculture I was following at the time -- I assume anyone else who noticed it thought it was something to do with Portal. Not really applicable to politics, unless to say that Trump's chocolate cake reference is just about the only thing he's said that isn't a lie.